Girls

Guy: I will get you anything you want, and I mean anything, if you walk back from lunch with your hand down my pants.
Girl: But we are already walking back from lunch, silly.
Guy: Starting now, if you walk back with your hands down my pants, I will get you anything.
Girl: Anything?

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/422165183/ill-even-join-you-in-detention.html

Overheard by: really?

Girl: So then I was like, “I want a otter for my birthday!”
Mom: Hmmm…
Girl: I thought it was so much more realistic than a platypus. They have poisonous heels, you know. My hand would fall off if I picked it up!
Mom: Why don't we just buy it shoes?

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Elizabeth

Girl: I hate those girls that are like, “Oh, look at me, I can dance with my hand in my hair!”

Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Fashionable girl on cell: Do you think you can catch pink eye from getting poop in your eye?

Chicago, Illinois

Teen to mother: Why are you wearing pants?
Mother: Because I gotta get rid of the chilly.

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Girl to friend going back into lecture hall: But it's just a pen, Kelly!
Friend: I just wanna see where it fell!

Toronto
Canadia

Girl to friend: I love him. I just want to clean his teeth, I sent him that in a message on MySpace, you know.

Pantages Theatre
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Juicetine

Girl getting off Supreme Scream, to no one in particular: I did it! (lowers voice) And I didn't pee!

Knott's Berry Farm
California

Girl on phone: I was like, “you're already drunk. You're using the death of Osama Bin Laden to get drunk at 10 in the morning.”

University of Denver, Colorado

Girl #1 : I found a bearded dragon in my brothers closet last night!
Girl #2 : A real dragon?
Girl #1 : No, a lizard.
Girl #2 : Oh.

Secondary School
Nanaimo District
Canadia.