One With Special Training in Fashion Emergency Medicine

Teen girl in stall #1, reading: “Press for assistance…” Oh, Crystal, they have a press for assistance button in here!
Teen girl in stall #2: What?
Teen girl in stall #1: You know when you're in the hospital and you got that little button to press for when you need the nurse to come? They have one in here!
Teen girl in stall #2: Shut up!

Dressing Room
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Alicia K.

Posted on April 21, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Questions, Teens, Texas

It's Been Too Long Since I've Played Magic: The Gathering

Young female hill staffer #1: Right there in the friggin' book stacks…
Young female hill staffer #2: You were friggin' in the book stacks?
Young female hill staffer #1: Damn girl, I was watching, not doing.
Young female hill staffer #2: Wasted opportunity, if you ask me. I'd have joined in, or embarrassed the hell out of them till they let me in.

Capitol Hill South Metro Station
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Yoda

Posted on April 20, 2009
Books, Default, Girls, Public transportation, Questions, Washington, DC, Weirdness

The Male Equivalent Of a Douche Chill?

Teen girl, yelling at computer screen: Oh, you willy shiver!

Totara Park
New Zealand

Overheard by: Schmitty

Posted on April 20, 2009
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Technology, Teens, Weirdness, Words

It Was Basically Donnie Darko, With Heath Ledger Wearing the Rabbit Suit

Male student: Brokeback Mountain was a good movie. Did you see it?
Female student: No. I heard it was sad. I don't really want to be sad.
Male student: It was pretty sad…but you know, like *good* sad. Like, Titanic sad.
Female student: Yeah?
Male student: Yeah. It basically was Titanic, except instead of a boat, it was a horse.
Female student: Huh. Maybe I *will* see it.

Southern California

Posted on April 18, 2009
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Movies, Questions, Sexuality, Students

According to the MLA Handbook

Girl in library #1: My intro and conclusion are really bad.
Girl in library #2: It's okay… an essay with a bad intro and conclusion is like a hot guy in dirty clothes.

Dalhousie University
Canadia

Posted on April 18, 2009
Canadia, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Girls

A Small But Important Distinction.

Daughter, about cousin: Does he want to give me a ride?
Dad: No, he wants you to ride him.

North Canton, Ohio

Posted on April 17, 2009
Dads, Default, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Ohio, Questions, Words

The Difference Between the South and the North: Encapsulated

Female #1, seeing adult bookstore: well, that doesn't look like a porn store. It looks classy…like an ammo shop.
Female #2: Like an ammo shop? Classy like an ammo shop?

Egan, Louisiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Louisiana, Porn, Questions, Shopping, Weirdness

That Pretty Much Sums Up My Whole Spring Break

College girl: So, I was giving this guy a blowjob and a guy with a water gun walked by…

University of Evansville, Indiana

Posted on April 16, 2009
BJs, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Indiana, Students, Toys, Weirdness

You Don't Sound Excited!!!

Girl #1: Are you excited?
Girl #2: About what?
Girl #1: About everything!
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: I'm always excited!

Christchurch
New Zealand

Posted on April 15, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, New Zealand, Questions, Weirdness

That's Not Right

Girl who always rides skateboard: And so we were playing ping pong, and he took his shirt off!
Friend: Right.
Girl who always rides skateboard: And then he let me hit stuff against him!

Rangi Ruru Girls' School
New Zealand

Posted on April 14, 2009
Clothes, Default, Friends, Games, Girls, New Zealand, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Weirdness