Terrorist!

Girl #1, walking out of exam: I'm free! I'm finally free!
Girl #2: I hate your freedom. I want to punch your freedom in the face!

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on March 17, 2009
Body parts, Default, Feelings, Girls, Happiness, New Zealand

Says the Girl Who Can Shop for 8 Hours Straight in 5-Inch Heels?

Girl trying out for soccer: I don't know what he's thinking making us do all these push-ups. I'm a girl. I am not strong.

UC Santa Barbara
Santa Barbara, California

Posted on March 16, 2009
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Gender issues, Girls, Health & Hygiene

From Nancy Drew and the Mystery Of the Bumpy Undies

Girl #1: Hey! I still have your bra from the other night. (takes bra out of her bag and hands it over)
Girl #2: Oh yeah, thanks! Wait, it has bumps in it! It didn't have bumps in it before!
Girl #1: Yeah, I wore it. It was cleaner than mine.
Girl #2: Huh?
Girl #1: Uh…no, of course I didn't wear it!
Girl #2: Well, someone did. With bumpy boobs. It didn't have bumps before.

Queen Street Mall
Brisbane
Australia

Overheard by: uh-huh

Posted on March 15, 2009
Australia, Body parts, Clothes, Default, Girls, Malls, Weirdness

And Check Whether It's Honorable or Dishonorable

Girl to friend wearing a short skirt: Ooooooh girl, if you bend over I could see all your discharge!

Ikea Parking Lot
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: The Rex

Posted on March 13, 2009
Clothes, Default, Euphemisms, Florida, Girls, Stores, Words

At Least He Didn't Say “a Brown Shower”

Guy #1, walking down sidewalk: I really have to poo.
Guy #2, walking down sidewalk: Speaking of poo, I could use some poontang.
Random girl walking the other way: Oh my goodness!

Richmond, Virginia

Overheard by: Alexa

Posted on March 10, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Poop, Vagina, Virginia, Words

So I Quit My Job on Capitol Hill

20-something girl to friend: Then one day I look around and think: “where did all these penises come from?”

Lee's Diner
Cambridge, Massachusetts

Overheard by: BoboB

Posted on March 9, 2009
Default, Girls, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

I Happen to Have an Eyedropper and PH Strip in My Pocket

Tipsy girl to friend on phone: Who are you talking to?
Friend, suspiciously: No one!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your drinking?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Do I need to monitor your vagina?
Friend: No!
Tipsy girl: Good, cause I don't know how I would do that.
Drunken guy from end of the bar: I can do it!

Bar
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: three_eyed_fish