Weren't We Fencing?

30-something male drunk: You're not my mother!
20-something female drunk: I'm not your mother. I'm just telling you that it's not okay to grunt and lunge at people.

Pacifica, California

Overheard by: Slightly

Posted on August 29, 2020
Advice, California, Default, Drunks, Etiquette, Family ties, Girls, Guys

Snow White Is Always Hurting the Dwarves’ Feelings

Girl: Oh, as far as I’m concerned, they’re just the happy little worker bees that bring me my birth control.

Madison, Wisconsin

Posted on August 26, 2020
Default, Girls, Insects, Pregnancy, Wisconsin

Me and My Cocaine Fork Will Be Just Fine

Girl: But I’m graduating soon, so I don’t need spoons anymore!

Montclair State University
New Jersey

Posted on August 20, 2020
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Druggies, Drugs, Education, Girls, New Jersey, Sorority types, Students

She Also Wondered This Throughout The Sound Of Music

Fashionable girl to singing man on bicycle: Excuse me, are you mentally ill or just musically inclined?

Düsseldorf
Germany

Overheard by: Anja Schwalm

Posted on August 17, 2020
Comebacks, Germany, Girls, Mental illnesses, Singing, Strangers

At Least Let Me Tie You to the Roof-Rack

Girl stopped at a gas station refueling: Get out of my trunk now! People are going to think that I kidnapped you!

Charlottesville, Virginia

Overheard by: A Concerned Friend

Posted on August 17, 2020
Conductors, Crimes, Default, Fears, Girls, Offers and requests, Virginia

Unfortunately Mr. Trump's Hair Is Heavily Guarded

Girl to another: I mean, I want to touch it. I've always wanted to touch it.

Rancho Cucamonga, California

Overheard by: Katieee

Posted on August 15, 2020
California, Girls, Weirdness, Wishes

Let Me Guess– Rainbow Sherbert?

Drunken girl: I don't know, Luke, I'm just sick and tired of people who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sherbert.
Drunken guy: You don't like sherbert?
Drunken girl: No, I like it… but only with adventure.
Drunken guy: I wanted adventure. I feel kind of bad, though, that I didn't experiment enough.
Drunken girl: With what?
Drunken guy: With guys. I don't know, it just hasn't happened.
Drunken girl: Well, don't rush it. If you let it happen naturally, it will.
Drunken guy: But what if I don't like it? And say, “No, this isn't for me”?
Drunken girl: Let's go eat something.
Drunken guy: Sherbert?
Drunken girl: Yep.

Claremont, California