I Gotta Learn How to Pregame

Girl #1: I came really fast, apparently.
Girl #2: Wow, really?
Girl #1: Yeah. (sighs) If only we weren't talking about childbirth.

Auckland
New Zealand

Posted on March 4, 2020
Default, Girls, New Zealand, Orgasm, Pregnancy, Questions, Weirdness

When It's Time to Move to New York, I'll Be Ready, Baby!

Girl on cell: Well, I took your advice and I didn't smile at anyone today. I even scowled at a few!

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on March 4, 2020
Advice, Canadia, Girls, On the phone, Stupidity

I Blame Our Science Teacher for Your Potassium Fetish

Wannabe scene chick on phone: I drew another picture for you. There's a banana involved again. (pause) You and your bananas!

Chesapeake, Virginia

Posted on March 3, 2020
Body parts, Food, Girls, On the phone, Virginia, Weirdness

This Season’s Most Unlikely Love Story

Girl, looking at video games: If I had a sword that pimp, I would just kill people all day and run around.
Boy following her: Girl, if you had a sword that pimp I would stop being gay and make you stop to make love to me.
Girl, looking appalled: I’d be busy killing people, though.
Boy, matter-of-factly: Well… I’d make you stop every thirteen kills.

Random Walmart
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Bunnee

Posted on March 1, 2020
Compare and contrast, Crimes, Friends, Games, Gays, Girls, Guys, Idaho, Murder, Sexuality, Stores, Weirdness, Wishes

Then There Was the Guy We Stabbed and Stuck in the Dumpster…

Hungover girl #1: I really feel like an ass.
Hungover girl #2: Why do you feel like an ass?
Hungover girl #1: Well I did throw a drink on someone.
Hungover girl #2, nodding: And got kicked out of the bar twice.

Wilmington, North Carolina

Posted on February 29, 2020
Ass, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Girls, North Carolina, Violence, Weirdness

And Get That Hannah Montana Ringtone I've Been Wanting

Hipster boy: So, are you doing that post-bac pre-med thing?
Hipster girl: I dunno…I don't really know what I wanna do.
Hipster boy: Really, you don't wanna do medicine anymore?
Hipster girl: I dunno, I wish I could like, win the lottery. Then I'd go to like, Ghana, and just save people.

NYU Elevator

Posted on February 21, 2020
Default, Girls, Guys, Hipsters, Jobs & Careers, Money, New York, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes

And They're the Only Place You Have Any Fat

Obviously skinny girl: Do you think I should get lipo?
Friend: No! There's nothing wrong with your boobs.

Rochester, New York

Overheard by: wow!!

Posted on February 20, 2020
Body parts, Compliments, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions, Skinny people

The Slut Recordkeeping System Parallels Major League Baseball’s

Drunk girl, loudly, to her drunk friends: I mean, she’s slept with or semi-slept with more people than I have!

Clark and Broadway
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: flunk_punk

Posted on February 20, 2020
Compare and contrast, Creepsters, Default, Drunks, Friends, Girls, Illinois, Sexuality

You Must Be Gay, Then

Boy: So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cute, chubby girl, with suspicion: No…
Boy: Can I get your number?
Girl: No.
Boy: Why?
Girl: I'm gay.
Boy: Oh… Really?
Girl: No. Sorry. Creeper reflex.
Boy: So you wanna go out?
Girl: No.

Starbucks
Manhattan, New York

Posted on February 13, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Bonding, Gender issues, Girls, Guys, Lies, New York, Offers and requests, Questions, Sexuality

Why Downward-facing Dog Was Invented

Loud girl, as rest of the yoga class goes quiet after teacher rings bell: He was so fat I couldn't find his wiener!

Wyoming

Posted on February 12, 2020
Girls, Gossip, Penis, Wyoming

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