Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!
Adelaide
Australia
Schoolboy #1: I hear there's this law in America where if you're a guy you can marry your brother.
Schoolboy #2: That's wrong.
Schoolboy #1: Even if you're a dude!
Adelaide
Australia
Queer: At least I can say I did not die naked eating JELL-O.
House of Erika Palomino, Vila Madalena
São Paulo
Brazil
Chick: Hey, congratulations! I heard you was gonna be a father.
Guy: Yeah, she’s due in, like, three months.
Chick: Donna is gonna be so jealous. She wanted to be your baby-mama.
Guy: She still can be — I been waitin’ on that girl forever.
Green Line E train
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: vangundy
Large man: You need a back rub?
Girl rubbing shoulder in pain: I’m fine, thanks.
Large man: I give great massages. My mama says it’s better than a orgasm.
MUNI bus
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: melissa
Man on cell: I know she just thinks I’m this creepy guy, but I know better.
YMCA
Cary, North Carolina
Hipster, gesturing: … And his flaccid dick was as big as my forearm!
Olive Street overpass
Seattle, Washington
Little girl with mother: My birthday’s coming up soon, so I don’t want to get anything for me.
Woman in opposite aisle: There is no way that child is human.
CVS
Houston, Texas
Girl: Is she drunk?
Guy: She’s half laughing, half crying, and half retarded.
Coffee shop
Canadia
Thrilled grandma: She was smiling so much, she could have shit her face.
Chattanooga State Library
Chattanooga, Tennessee
Overheard by: Joe!
Elevator dude #1: I just think she’s kind of ho-ish.
Elevator dude #2: I’m feeling that, though, because I’m like that myself.
Elevator dude #1: I’m not fucking with her.
Elevator dude #2: But if she was a dude, though, we’d be honoring her.
Elevator dude #1: Yeah, well, I’m not gonna be fucking no dude, either.
332 South Michigan Avenue
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Ronnie
