It's Hard to Be Fast When You're Really Husky

Chick, seriously: Corn's one of them slow motherfuckers.
Friend, upset: Whores.

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: Leevee

Posted on November 16, 2009
Chicks, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Friends, Insults

When You're Greeting a Female Dignitary, for Instance

Nerdy college guy #1: “Bitch” does have a negative connotation.
Nerdy college guy #2: But girls say it to each other, it's like the “n” word!
Nerdy college guy #3: And it can be used as a greeting! “Yo, bitch, what's shakin'?”

USF
Florida

Overheard by: SB

Posted on November 13, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Florida, Insults, Students, Words

Every Educated American Should See Bringing Up Baby

Girl #1: Oh my god! You sounded so much like Katharine Hepburn just then!
Girl #2: I sounded like who?
Girl #1: Well, never mind, you stopped doing it. Bitch.

Couch Dorm
University of Oklahoma

Posted on November 9, 2009
About celebrities, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Insults, Oklahoma, Questions

Why Do You Think I Was Dressed As a Clown While Saying It?

Girl: You called me a slut and said you didn't want to talk to me anymore.
Guy: That was for show.

Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Kaleena

Posted on October 18, 2009
Girls, Guys, Insults, New York, Weirdness, Wishes

Every Hollywood Party, in a Nutshell

Girl at party: These people are so disgusting! One guy actually called dibs on me.
Guy, loudly: Yeah, these people are douchebags.
Girl: Shhhh! They'll hear you!
Guy: So what?
Girl: Then they'll think I'm the one that brought all the weird people to the party.
Guy: You did.
Girl: But I don't want them to know that!
Random party guy: Yeah, dude, stop. You're embarrassing her in front of all the people she hates.

Columbus, Ohio

Posted on October 13, 2009
Girls, Gripes, Guys, Insults, Strangers, Weirdness, Wishes

Stop Eating Those Cheetos!

Girl in puffy pink coat: I went to Jared's yesterday and I was all like, “you're a jerk.” Know what I mean?
Girl in puffy white coat: I dunno. My nails are orange.

Illinois institute

Overheard by: abbie

Posted on October 7, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Illinois, Insults, Stupidity

If Porn Sites Sold Word-a-Day Calendars

Guy in courtyard: Areolas! Areolas! Areolas! Aaaareeeeoooolaaaas! Areolas! Areolas!
Voice from window: What the fuck?
Guy: Areolas!

Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 3, 2009
Guys, Insults, Nipples, Ohio, Strangers, Weirdness

Meet Debate Club Barbie

Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you're all, “Bitch, drop it!”
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Insults, Stupidity, Toys, Wishes

Jesus Wept.

5th grade girl: And he says to me, “you are so stupid,” and I say to him, “you are more stupid than me.” Then he says “nuh-uh, you more stupider than anybody.” And I'm said, “whatever, stupid!”

Tennessee

Overheard by: beth

Posted on September 18, 2009
Compare and contrast, Insults, Students, Stupidity, Tennessee

Ladies, Please Watch Your Actions.

Female track jock, to friend: So I had this fucking hair up my fucking ass.
Private school football coach, overhearing: Ladies, please watch you language.
Female track jock: I had a hair up my butt.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on September 15, 2009
Ass, Etiquette, Friends, Hair, Insults, Jocks, Teachers, Texas, Words

Insults