Stop Eating Those Cheetos!

Girl in puffy pink coat: I went to Jared's yesterday and I was all like, “you're a jerk.” Know what I mean?
Girl in puffy white coat: I dunno. My nails are orange.

Illinois institute

Overheard by: abbie

Posted on October 7, 2009
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Girls, Illinois, Insults, Stupidity

If Porn Sites Sold Word-a-Day Calendars

Guy in courtyard: Areolas! Areolas! Areolas! Aaaareeeeoooolaaaas! Areolas! Areolas!
Voice from window: What the fuck?
Guy: Areolas!

Kent, Ohio

Posted on October 3, 2009
Guys, Insults, Nipples, Ohio, Strangers, Weirdness

Meet Debate Club Barbie

Idiot girl #1: Well, like, Brad is like one of your favorite toys, so you wanna play with him a lot. But Adam is like your most favorite toy, so you wanna play with him all the time! So when Ashley wants to play with him you're all, “Bitch, drop it!”
Idiot girl #2: That is the best analogy.

Guelph
Canadia

Posted on September 30, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Idiots, Insults, Stupidity, Toys, Wishes

Jesus Wept.

5th grade girl: And he says to me, “you are so stupid,” and I say to him, “you are more stupid than me.” Then he says “nuh-uh, you more stupider than anybody.” And I'm said, “whatever, stupid!”

Tennessee

Overheard by: beth

Posted on September 18, 2009
Compare and contrast, Insults, Students, Stupidity, Tennessee

Ladies, Please Watch Your Actions.

Female track jock, to friend: So I had this fucking hair up my fucking ass.
Private school football coach, overhearing: Ladies, please watch you language.
Female track jock: I had a hair up my butt.

El Paso, Texas

Posted on September 15, 2009
Ass, Etiquette, Friends, Hair, Insults, Jocks, Teachers, Texas, Words

Whoo Hoo, I Just Used All My Words Of the Day!

Girl on cell: It's going to fucking rain in circa one hour.

University of Pennsylvania
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: grad student

Posted on September 14, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Insults, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Weather, Words

She Doesn't Deserve a Prince Like Me

Guy #1, during a college basketball game: Dude! I saw my ex, Bea, down there!
Guy #2: Really?
Guy #1: Yeah. She got fat! Fuck you, bitch! (high fives guy #1)

Araneta Coliseum
Manila
The Philippines

Overheard by: VM

Posted on September 11, 2009
Asia, Death & dying, Guys, Insults, Relationships

Next Time, Actually Read My Nametag.

Drunk chick: Haha, you're a cheeky queen.
Drunk queer: Don't call me a cheeky queen! I'm a dirty bitch!

Provincetown, Massachusetts

Posted on September 10, 2009
Chicks, Drunks, Insults, Massachusetts, Queers, Words

The Enemy Of My Imaginary Enemy Is My Imaginary Friend

Hip-hop thug on train bursts out, to no one in particular: Fuck you, man!
(spits on floor) You don't like it, do somethin' 'bout it. (pause) You want my dick? You want to be on my dick?
(silence).
Chica sitting opposite: Who are you talking to?
(hip-hop thug mumbles)
Chica: I don't think anyone wants to be on your dick.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on September 10, 2009
Chicks, Insults, Massachusetts, Penis, Questions, Sex, Strangers, Threats, Thugs, Train, Wishes

If She Doesn't Want Them, Our Entire System Of Currency Is Shot to Shit

Woman on phone: Well, if she wants the fucking dishtowels, she better!

Murfreesboro, Tennessee

Overheard by: Drew

Posted on September 5, 2009
Insults, On the phone, Tennessee, Wishes, Women

Insults