Only Small Craft Can Sail the Narrows

Guy on cell: Hey! What are you doing? Having a good time? … You have a small cooter — why else would you be having fun?!

Chiswick Road and Commonwealth Avenue
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Beantown Babe

Posted on November 15, 2018
Gossip, Massachusetts, On the phone

It May Be Time to Take the Wii Out Of the Office

Male bar patron #1: Matt's just too much, man.
Male bar patron #2: I can't take that much manhood.
(awkward pause)
Male bar patron #3: I'm sore.

The Sevens
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Bar Patron

Posted on October 27, 2018
Bars & Clubs, Default, Feelings, Guys, Massachusetts, Sexuality, Weirdness

I'm Not Even Gonna Ask About Your Leash Collection

Grandmother: So my friend gave me dog biscuits for my birthday.
Teen girl: But you don't have a dog.
Grandmother: She knew I would appreciate them, dear.
Teen girl: And it isn't your birthday.
Grandmother: That doesn't matter. I was going to save them for the Boxer that young man brings around the home, but I got hungry around noon.
Teen girl: Oh no. You didn't.
Grandmother: What? It's not as if I ate them plain. I boiled a cup of coffee and dipped them.

Frammingham, Massachusetts

Posted on October 2, 2018
Animals, Family, Food, Gifts, Massachusetts, Old folks, Teens, Weirdness

One Of the Perks of Hiring Jesus As a Bartender

Guy on cell: I'll buy you an infinite beer!

UMass
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on September 29, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, On the phone

Well, We’ve Revised the Script and Now It’s Hamsters

Girl: You know — that thing where you have a fetish for albinos…?

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Hannah

Posted on September 26, 2018
Kink, Massachusetts, Students

College Applications Get More Personal Every Year

Middle schooler to friend: So, have you ever had anal sex with your mom?

Brighton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on September 22, 2018
Backdoor, Default, Family ties, Massachusetts, Questions, Students

But I've Thought About That, Too

Girl: Cara is so cute.
Guy: Yeah, she's adorable.
Girl: I mean, if I were a lesbian, I'd have sex with her.
Guy: I'm a little creeped out by that.
Girl: I mean, I've thought about it… (slight pause) I've never weighed myself!

Boston, Massachusetts