Which Kardashian Is Which? Show Your Work.

Girl #1: Oh my god! Look at the little toddler snowsuits!
Girl #2: Will one of you please get knocked up?

Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on November 19, 2014
Clothes, Clothing, Girls, Kids, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Pregnancy

Now He Calls Me the “Comma Chameleon”

Girl (looking at her graded essay): My professor said, “good use of comma.” What on earth does that mean?
Guy: I don't know… We do go to Suffolk. Maybe he was just impressed that you knew how to use a comma correctly.

Suffolk University
Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on November 13, 2014
Colleges & Universities, Compliments, Default, Education, Girls, Guys, Massachusetts, Questions

… Once I Learn to Read

Small boy: They used to shove a big bar of soap right down your throat! But that’s illegal now.
Small girl: Like, if you say ‘poop,’ or if you say ‘hell‘?
Small boy, thinking deeply: I’ve got to research it.

Third grade classroom
Newton, Massachusetts

Posted on November 12, 2014
Gossip, Kids, Massachusetts

Strong Enough for a Man; Yummy Enough for Little Bobby

Little boy, singing: Should I stay or should I go now? If I stay I’ll eat your armpits!

Newton, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amy

Posted on November 12, 2014
Body parts, Kids, Massachusetts, Music, Questions, Singing, Threats, Weirdness

At That Point My Crush Was Ova

Girl to friend: So, there was this cute guy, and I was standing behind him, and he just started laying eggs!

Government Center
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: meems

Posted on November 11, 2014
Animals, Beauty, Compare and contrast, Friends, Girls, Massachusetts, Weirdness

Wasn't This a Cheers Episode?

Waitress: Is this the book club? These are your free shots.

Bar
Allston, Massachusetts

Posted on November 10, 2014
Bars & Clubs, Books, Default, Drinking & drunks, Employees, Girls, Massachusetts, Questions

Tim Burton Was Always a Creepy Dad

Father holding infant son in glass elevator: Are you scared, sweetie? It must be nice not to have a sense of your own mortality.

Burlington Mall
Burlington, Massachusetts

Posted on November 8, 2014
Dads, Fears, Massachusetts

Sadly, Also the Current Plot Of The Real World

First grade boy: I had two girlfriends but I lost one.
First grade girl: Didn't one of them kiss you?
First grade boy: Yeah, Hannah told Alexis to kiss whoever she liked more, and it was me and this other girl, and she was going to kiss her, but then she kissed me and we've been together for, like, forever.
First grade girl: Yeah.

Lakeville, Massachusetts

Overheard by: was still playing with barbies- clothed

Posted on November 8, 2014
Compare and contrast, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Kids, Massachusetts, Questions, Relationships, Students

They Both Make You Slightly Ill — You’ll Feel Right at Home

American guy: So, how do you like the states?
British guy: You know, I’ve yet to try a Twinkie.
American guy: Really?
British guy: Yeah, or a Ding Dong… Are those similar?

Boston University
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: twinkie lover

Posted on November 7, 2014
Food, Foreigners, Massachusetts

Well Why Didn't You Say So?

Cashier to woman in express line with 50 items: Ma'am, this is the ten-or-less line.
Woman: Oh, sorry! My son got in trouble and I got on the wrong exercise bike!
Cashier: Oh.

Quincy, Massachusetts

Posted on November 7, 2014
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Kids, Massachusetts, Offers and requests, Weirdness, Women