Sylvia's Whole Life Is a Word Problem

Professor: This weekend I went to a new restaurant that had a bar. It was interesting to see how the new generation dances these days.
Student: What's weird about dancing?
Professor: In my day we would have called that rape.

UNH
Durham, New Hampshire

Posted on November 18, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Memory lane, New Hampshire, Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Words

Where an Ancient Tribe Had Scrawled Its Secrets on the Stall Wall

Teacher: You know, when I was your age we didn't have classes like this. If you wanted to learn about personal finance, you got a job. If you wanted to learn about sex, you went to the bathroom.

Rock Bridge High School
Columbia, Missouri

Posted on October 5, 2008
Advice, Age and ageing, Default, Education, Masturbation, Memory lane, Missouri, Money, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Teachers

Same Reason So Many People Apply to Haverford.

Hipster girl #1: I got into Northeastern for grad school. I dunno what to do.
Hipster girl #2: Wow, that's really good! What a great school. Northwestern is like, famous.
Hipster girl #1: No, Northeastern.
Hipster girl #2: Oh. Is that a good school?
Hipster girl #1: Not really. But I figured if I put it small on my resume or say it fast, people will get confused. It clearly works!

30 Bus
San Francisco, California

Posted on August 31, 2008
Bus, Default, Education, Girls, Hipsters, Memory lane, San Francisco, Words

Eddie Murphy Is a Thrilling Public Speaker

50-something gentleman: Honey, the last time I ran was from a drag queen prostitute, and that was ten years ago. I don't run.

Valencia Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: McN

Posted on August 30, 2008
Default, Memory lane, Old folks, San Francisco, Sexuality, Violence

Memory lane