Every Time She Tips Forward, I'm Right There to Catch Her

College boy #1: Well dude, is she hot?
College boy #2: She's like my best friend, dude, but you'll probably think she's hot. I mean she's got huge tits, but she's my best friend.

Winona State University
Winona, Minnesota

Posted on July 2, 2018
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Students

I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note

Hipster girl: Don’t you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]Hipster girl: I love you.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on March 1, 2018
Bonding, Hipsters, Licking, Minnesota

That, and Getting Highlights

Drunk lady: So, like, I haven’t been to the bar since five. I really hope this plane comes soon, because I have to get to Jacksonville because my mother-in-law is dying. Hahaha! Isn’t that funny? Oh my god, I look awful. I should have never left the house without my eyeliner.
Guy, staring: You’re serious?
Drunk lady: Absolutely. I can never step outside the house without makeup.
Guy: I don’t think you should step outside without rearranging your priorities.
Drunk lady: It’s my New Year’s resolution.

St. Paul International Airport
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Aayin

Posted on February 22, 2018
Death & dying, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Family ties, Guys, Minnesota, Women

I Won’t Dignify That with a Witty Retort

Lost woman: Excuse me, can you tell me what state I’m in?

Mall of America
Bloomington, Minnesota

Overheard by: ugh…tourists

Posted on February 12, 2018
Minnesota, Questions, Tourists

From the New FBI Thriller Silence Of the Shams

Girl #1: You can’t just not smell his pillow.
Girl #2: I know, right? Just smell as hard as you can!

Macalester College
St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: isa

Posted on January 30, 2018
Body parts, Cleanliness, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Minnesota, Relationships, Sensory experiences, Sexuality, Sorority types, Students, Weirdness

…Ginseng, St. John's Wort, Some Gravel from the Driveway, a Lego…

Tattooed guy: I once tried to smoke Aloe vera.

Taste of India
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on February 10, 2017
Default, Guys, Memory lane, Minnesota, Restaurants, Smoking

Warthogs! Cabbages! Pokemon!

Professor: So, what are most songs written about?
Student #1: Apple bottom jeans?
Student #2: Boots with the fur?

School of Environmental Studies
Minnesota

Posted on May 26, 2016
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Minnesota, Music, Questions, Students, Teachers

And You Were Sixteen Going on Seventeen

Girl: I can’t believe you’ve never seen The Sound of Music. You have to watch that.
Guy: Fuck that. I wouldn’t watch that movie if you watched it with me, and we were going to fuck afterward.

Mankato, Minnesota

Posted on December 16, 2015
Advice, Default, Friends, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Jerks, Minnesota, Movies, Sex

Um, Should We High-Five?

Chick to friend, pointing at a building: That’s where I killed my baby!

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on December 4, 2015
Chicks, Minnesota, Murder

Paul Begins His Search for a Gardener.

Girl, surprised: A naked man??
Guy, after introspective pause: No…I prefer them in tights.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on November 2, 2015
Clothes, Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Sexuality