See Their “My Child Is an Honor Student at Bitchassfaggot Elementary” Sticker?

Grandma, after car cuts bus off: Bitchassfaggot.
Daughter: Mom!
Grandma: Well, that's what they are!

Public Transit
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on September 17, 2015
Family, Insults, Minnesota, Parenting

The Girls Beat the Shit Out of Him After Class

AP English teacher: Can anyone tell me what feminine rhyme is?
Guy in class: Um, rhyme that's not very good?

Winona Senior High School
Winona, Minnesota

Overheard by: Stephanie Miene

Posted on September 16, 2015
Default, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teachers

I Always Thought She Seemed a Bit Fuzzy for a Girl

Girl student: Her family is so weird.
Guy student: How so?
Girl student: Her dad, like, goes in her backyard and catches squirrels.
Guy student, after long pause: Wait, what does he do with them?
Girl student: Raises them?

Starbucks
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Ashlie

Posted on August 5, 2015
Animals, Girls, Minnesota, Questions, Students, Weirdness

But I Still Adore Rosie Perez

College guy: You know when you throw the egg at the pink dinosaur? You know that sound? That's what her accent sounds like.

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on July 29, 2015
Animals, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Guys, Minnesota, Sensory experiences

When Ward Was Out of Town, June Left Beaver with Wally and Went Barhopping

Guy: So, what do you do?
Woman: Well, I’m actually a homemaker.
Guy: … Oh! So you’re, like, in construction? That’s cool.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/well_the_hours_are_probably_si.html

Overheard by: DRB

Posted on July 24, 2015
Default, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Stupidity, Women, Words

What If You're Pregnant with a Large Tumor That Has Teeth and Hair?

Boy #1: So, I never got what the difference was between liberals and conservatives.
Boy #2: Well, conservatives like big business, and liberals like communism.
Boy #1: Oh. What if I want to be both?
Boy #2: You can't be both. It's an on/off thing. Like, you're either pregnant or you're not. Or like you're Christian or you're Islam.

High School
Minnesota

Posted on June 28, 2015
Compare and contrast, Kids, Minnesota, Politics, Pregnancy, Questions, Religion, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Wishes

You Always Pee in Your Pants, Grandpa!

Man: You're going to need to empty your bladder.
Little girl (in squeaky high voice): I don't wanna empty my bladder!
Man (unashamedly loud): You'll need to empty your bladder before you get on the plane!
Little girl: Not fair!

St. Paul Airport
Minneapolis

Posted on June 19, 2015
Airports & flights, Body parts, Default, Girls, Guys, Kids, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Pee, Words

Graduation Is Such a Sausagefest

Guy to friend, matter-of-factly: You know he’s just teaching there for the kielbasa.

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on June 12, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Food, Friends, Guys, Jobs & Careers, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Penis, Words

Jason's Pick-Up Strategy Is Full Of Holes

Drunk frat boy, yelling to group: Is it someone's birthday?
Cute girl: Yeah! Mine!
Drunk frat boy: How old are you? 19?
Girl: 22.
Drunk frat boy: Oh, I was confused. I was wondering how you could have gotten so drunk if you were 19.
Girl: We're not drunk.
Drunk frat boy: Oh. Well, we are!

Mini Golf Course
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on June 8, 2015
Age and ageing, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Frat boy types, Girls, Minnesota, Questions, Stupidity

You Can't Unring a Bell, Babe

Male bartender: Why'd you open a new grenadine? We have an open one right here. See? Cherry drips all over it.
Female bartender: I got your cherry drips right here. (pause) Wait. Never mind.

St. Louis Park, Minnesota

Overheard by: Whelan

Posted on December 6, 2014
Bartenders, Cum, Drinking & drunks, Minnesota