Get Me Some Of That Time-Travel Pussy

Law student: I can't wait for the future, man… I'm going to specialize in time travel law!

St. Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: Minneapolitan

Posted on August 13, 2019
Education, Minnesota, Students, Time Management

My Heart Will Fucking Go On, Dudebro.

Jock #1: Yo! I've grown accustomed to your face!
Jock #2: Word!

Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted on May 30, 2019
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Jocks, Minnesota, Weirdness

Jeez, Even the Vatican Doesn't Go That Far

50-something clipboard guy: Excuse me miss, do you have just a couple minutes for campus international?
Girl: Sorry, I don't believe in other countries.

University of Minnesota

Overheard by: Cornielius

Posted on February 4, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Default, Geography, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness

Rain on Your Wedding Day, for Instance, Is Just Good Luck

[At computer lab.]Student #1: Try looking up “irony-“, that might work.
Student #2: Irony isn’t even a word, idiot.

Royalton, Minnesota

Overheard by: Lynn

Posted on December 23, 2018
Advice, Insults, Minnesota, Students, Stupidity, Words

That’s What You Said About Spiral Notebooks!

Young girl, spraying perfume: These smell yucky. Who actually buys these, Mom?
Mom: Put those down. Those are for prostitutes.

Macy’s
St. Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: ChasingDori

Posted on September 4, 2018
Default, Girls, Gripes, Minnesota, Moms, Sensory experiences, Stores

Every Time She Tips Forward, I'm Right There to Catch Her

College boy #1: Well dude, is she hot?
College boy #2: She's like my best friend, dude, but you'll probably think she's hot. I mean she's got huge tits, but she's my best friend.

Winona State University
Winona, Minnesota

Posted on July 2, 2018
Body parts, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Minnesota, Questions, Students

I Will Accept That As a Promissory Note

Hipster girl: Don’t you dare lick me!
Hipster boy: [Licks her.]Hipster girl: I love you.

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Posted on March 1, 2018
Bonding, Hipsters, Licking, Minnesota

That, and Getting Highlights

Drunk lady: So, like, I haven’t been to the bar since five. I really hope this plane comes soon, because I have to get to Jacksonville because my mother-in-law is dying. Hahaha! Isn’t that funny? Oh my god, I look awful. I should have never left the house without my eyeliner.
Guy, staring: You’re serious?
Drunk lady: Absolutely. I can never step outside the house without makeup.
Guy: I don’t think you should step outside without rearranging your priorities.
Drunk lady: It’s my New Year’s resolution.

St. Paul International Airport
Minneapolis, Minnesota

Overheard by: Aayin