Girl on cell: Well, I don’t care if they kill fucking humans; just don’t fucking kill the worms!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearstoomuch
Girl on cell: Well, I don’t care if they kill fucking humans; just don’t fucking kill the worms!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part-2.html
Overheard by: hearstoomuch
Four-year-old kid: Everything I touch dies.
Rest Stop
Connecticut
Guy on bus: If I ever write a book, it'll be about how to kill my brother in the most painful way possible.
Girl on bus: But he's two.
Guy on bus: I don't care.
Toronto
Canadia
Overheard by: Meech
Four-year-old to mother: How do you kill a goat? With a gun?
Mother: Well…
Four-year-old, after epiphany: Or a sword!
Tacoma, Washington
Overheard by: Charlie G.
Guy on phone: That sounds awesome. (pause) Did he kill the bear? (pause) Wellllll, fuck him!
Manhattan, New York
Overheard by: Coral
Man in large custom-painted SUV, rollin' up: Hey! Lil' Jojo in there? (gestures toward apartment building)
Woman on front steps: I don't know!
Man: Will you go in and see if he there?
Woman: The door open. Whassamatta, you ain't got no legs?
Man: Shit! I don't know what apartment he in!
Woman: Well, you might be comin' to kill him…
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Melissa
Taxi dispatcher: Yeah, take your time. No need to kill yourself.
Taxi driver: One more reason not to kill myself. Copy.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Claiborne
Angry girl to group of male friends: You can sleep with my mother, you can kill my father, you can burn down my house, but if you fuck with my bike…
Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Veli Velo
Little boy witnessing a shiatsu massage: Mommy, why are they killing that man?
Toronto
Ontario
Canadia
