I Leave the Details to My Subordinates

Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!

1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: really?

Posted on June 9, 2022
North America, On the phone, Oregon, Stores, USA, Violence

He Heimliched Me from Behind and Just Kept Going

Girl in car, while on cell phone: I was coughing because I was eating a cookie while trying to have sex!

Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Squid

Posted on May 31, 2022
Colorado, Default, Etiquette, Food, Girls, On the phone, Sex, Weirdness

Good Place to Get Skewered, I Guess

Young blonde on cell: Dad, there’s no butchers on Oxford Street. It’s all gay bars and kebab shops.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on April 20, 2022
Australia, Gossip, On the phone

Same to You, with the Herpes and Fruit Flies

Chick on cell: Okay, good luck with the bees and good luck with the scoliosis.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com

Posted on April 17, 2022
Etiquette, On the phone, Overheard at Cornell

…Without My French Maid Outfit On!

Man on cell: I can't dust your house today, I'm dusting Amanda's. (pause) No, I'm dusting yours tomorrow. (very long pause) Well, then I don't know why I'm carrying around this dust-rag, I feel silly!

7-Eleven
Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Madeline