Chick on cell: Okay, good luck with the bees and good luck with the scoliosis.
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Chick on cell: Okay, good luck with the bees and good luck with the scoliosis.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com
Man on cell: I can't dust your house today, I'm dusting Amanda's. (pause) No, I'm dusting yours tomorrow. (very long pause) Well, then I don't know why I'm carrying around this dust-rag, I feel silly!
7-Eleven
Dallas, Texas
Overheard by: Madeline
Girl on cell: I can't tell if I'm losing weight from softball or gaining weight from being hungry all the time.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
20-ish girl on cell: No, he’s not gay! He’s just really, really tall…
Marietta, Georgia
Overheard by: Sidlee
Girl on cell: We’re going to vibe her vagina. Well, not vibe it.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: K
Guy on phone: It's not just all about marzipan!
London
England
Overheard by: K
Teen on cell: If you can flip it, you deserve to flip it. If it's flippable, I'm flippin' it.
Grand River Avenue
Michigan
Girl on cell: Wait… Wait! You’re telling me she’s not a zombie? You mean she’s actually dead?
Emory College
Atlanta, Georgia
Overheard by: Zack
Man on phone: Yeah, everything with her is great. Only thing is, she keeps trying to talk my cousin and his wife into a threesome…
London
England
Overheard by: Ren
Woman on phone: Okay, so go past the monkey and we'll be right here!
Harrison, Michigan
