These Can Be Subdivided into Breast-Men and Leg-Men

Dude on cell: Hey, all I know is lonely men love chicken…

Illinois Wesleyan University
Illinois

Overheard by: martha

Posted on August 3, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Food, Guys, Illinois, On the phone

Also Why Ashley from Real Housewives Of New Jersey Has So Many Friends.

Prissy girl on phone: You have a stupid face. You have to be my friend.

Cardiff
Wales

Overheard by: Gordinho

Posted on July 18, 2022
Body parts, Comebacks, Girls, Insults, On the phone, Stupidity, UK

What Does It Take to Get Kids to Eat Vegetables Nowadays?

Man on cell: Maybe if I painted it white and drew a filter on it, she’d let me put it in her mouth.

Leavenworth, Kansas

Overheard by: Mark Smith

Posted on July 13, 2022
Kansas, On the phone, Philosophy

I Think Your Wife's Getting Tired of Serving Me Tea

Girl on phone: Yes, I know you love me, but I'm not going to keep coming to the house you share with your wife to give you blowjobs whenever you want! (pause) You need to find somewhere else for us to do it.

London
England

Posted on July 8, 2022
BJs, Default, England, Feelings, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Weirdness

…Lassie?

Young man on cell: What the fuck did I do to make you such a bitch this morning?

Boise State University
Boise, Idaho

Overheard by: Dan Lester

Posted on July 1, 2022
Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Idaho, On the phone, Questions, Sex

Though As a History Tutor, She’s Subpar

Asian student on cell: Yeah, yeah. He know her long time. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah. She better than stripper.

University of Massachusetts
Amherst, Massachusetts

Posted on June 28, 2022
Asians, Gossip, Massachusetts, On the phone

How Do I Get a Title Like That?

Queer ranting on cell: You pissed your bed, now marinate in it, Mister Magical!

14th Street and Grand Boulevard
Kansas City, Missouri

Overheard by: Auds

Posted on June 16, 2022
Gripes, Missouri, On the phone, Queers

I Leave the Details to My Subordinates

Girl on cell: What do you want? I’m in a fucking dressing room… Oh yeah, I guess there was a stabbing earlier… What? It’s not like I was the one stabbing people!

1576 NE Halsey
Portland, Oregon

Overheard by: really?