Girl on cell: … And he ate the whole ear.
Swan Walk Shopping Centre
Horsham
UK
Girl on cell: … And he ate the whole ear.
Swan Walk Shopping Centre
Horsham
UK
Girl on phone: I got two pairs of pants, a shirt, and I almost bought a beaver.
Boone, North Carolina
Girl on cell: And we're going to watch Twilight and poop later… It's going to be a good night!
Newark, Delaware
20-something hot girl on cell: I was going to sleep with you, until you said “is this a good idea?”
New Jersey
Overheard by: kiera
Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Blonde on cell: So I called her up and asked her why she was so mad at me, and she was like, ‘You called me, like, five hundred times when I was with Alan, and I think you’re a creepy stalker. And I talked about it with him and he thinks you’re a stalker, too.’ And I was like, ‘You really think I’m some sort of lesbian stalker?! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed!’
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Overheard by: rv
Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!
Cape Town
South Africa
Man on cell: I just need to know that he didn’t cum in your mouth!
South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Amelia
Paris Hilton lookalike waif on cell, wearing tight cargo Capris and giant white sunglasses: No, the steakhouse one… (pause) Yeah, when the vultures flew out of my pants!
Trailer Park behind PETCO
New Jersey
Overheard by: IDK if I want to understand this one
Large black dude on cell: What?!… Okay… His sperm is alive and well and kicking.
BART
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Nate
