The FDA Says I Have To

20-something hot girl on cell: I was going to sleep with you, until you said “is this a good idea?”

New Jersey

Overheard by: kiera

Posted on December 20, 2015
Feelings, Girls, New Jersey, On the phone, Questions, Stupidity

Only on Thursday Nights.

Old man on phone: I am a beautiful woman.

Calgary
Alberta
Canadia

Posted on November 29, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Gender issues, Old folks, On the phone, Sexuality, Weirdness

Can We Meet to Talk about This?

Blonde on cell: So I called her up and asked her why she was so mad at me, and she was like, ‘You called me, like, five hundred times when I was with Alan, and I think you’re a creepy stalker. And I talked about it with him and he thinks you’re a stalker, too.’ And I was like, ‘You really think I’m some sort of lesbian stalker?! Oh my god, I’m so embarrassed!’

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: rv

Posted on October 24, 2015
On the phone, Overheard at Cornell, Sexuality

At Least I'll Make Some Money Off the Video

Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!

Cape Town
South Africa

Posted on October 24, 2015
Africa, Body parts, Cleanliness, Girls, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Technology, Weirdness

Email Me the Instant Replay or the Wedding’s Off

Man on cell: I just need to know that he didn’t cum in your mouth!

South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Amelia

Posted on October 22, 2015
Cum, On the phone, Pennsylvania

So Now I Need a Dust Bath

Paris Hilton lookalike waif on cell, wearing tight cargo Capris and giant white sunglasses: No, the steakhouse one… (pause) Yeah, when the vultures flew out of my pants!

Trailer Park behind PETCO
New Jersey

Overheard by: IDK if I want to understand this one