Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!
Cape Town
South Africa
Girl on phone: So I walked in on my flatmate using my electric toothbrush to… yeah, doing that. And here I am, still brushing my teeth with it. That is just disgusting. Disgusting!
Cape Town
South Africa
Man on cell: I just need to know that he didn’t cum in your mouth!
South Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Amelia
Paris Hilton lookalike waif on cell, wearing tight cargo Capris and giant white sunglasses: No, the steakhouse one… (pause) Yeah, when the vultures flew out of my pants!
Trailer Park behind PETCO
New Jersey
Overheard by: IDK if I want to understand this one
Large black dude on cell: What?!… Okay… His sperm is alive and well and kicking.
BART
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Nate
Queer on cell: Stop it. She’s too chicken to be anorexic. It’s like, she’ll starve herself for two days, then eat a huge cookie.
Los Angeles, California
Loud guy on cell: A big colorful *what*?
UMaine
Orono, Maine
Overheard by: umm…
Woman on cell: So what should I do? Tap dance all over it?
Skipton
England
Overheard by: Fredwina
Woman in bathroom stall, on cell : … That’s just how it is… No, that’s my pee you’re hearing… Anyways, what did she say? Wait a second, I have to wipe…
Spokane Airport
Spokane, Washington
Overheard by: wish i had held it…
Client on phone: That is neither non-intuitive nor non-obvious to a non-elitist.
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: Jeff
Woman on cell: Yeah, I'm on my way to work. I gotta stop for cigarettes and a cocktail.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/06/its-ok-im-pilot.html
Overheard by: aaron
