Freshman boy: I don't think Helen Keller was too concerned about dick.
High School
Colorado
Overheard by: clur
Freshman boy: I don't think Helen Keller was too concerned about dick.
High School
Colorado
Overheard by: clur
Girl to girl and guy: Guys, can I just tell you about my weekend?
(no reply)
Girl again: Can I tell ya'll about my weekend?
(they look at her and nod)
Girl again, whispering: It had to do with a penis…
UNCC Campus
Charlotte, North Carolina
Greek mythology professor: So, why is there a flying penis on the screen?
Amherst, Massachusetts
Biology professor: You're getting me all nervous about my penis… Which I measure daily.
Community College
Illinois
Chick #1: She's on a date with a French guy.
(pause)
Chick #2: I bet French cock is like an eclair.
University of Denver, Colorado
Senior citizen: You should see my dick. I only had a quarter of it circumcised.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/t-m-i.html
Overheard by: b! X
Guy: I do not have seven sets of penises!
Calgary
Alberta
Canadia
Hip-hop thug on train bursts out, to no one in particular: Fuck you, man!
(spits on floor) You don't like it, do somethin' 'bout it. (pause) You want my dick? You want to be on my dick?
(silence).
Chica sitting opposite: Who are you talking to?
(hip-hop thug mumbles)
Chica: I don't think anyone wants to be on your dick.
Boston, Massachusetts
