Penis

Well, That’s a Given

HS boy #1: I love cheesecake in my mouth.
HS boy #2: You love dick in your mouth!!
HS boy #1: Well, yeah, if it has cheesecake on it!

Christiansburg, Virginia

…For Being So Gay.

Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We're gonna shoot 'em with our sperm cannons!

Providence, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Katie M

Even Circumcising Them Is Dicey

Man to wife: The only reason it's an aphrodisiac is because it takes huge balls to cut the penis off a tiger.

Burough Market
London
England

Overheard by: Justyn Egert

You’d Think That, Wouldn’t You?

Guy yelling at roommate from window: Hey, Jimmy*! The girls are the ones without the penises!

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/04/thanks-mom.html

Overheard by: anonymous

She Won’t Accept the Solution I Worked Out

Nerdy Asian guy: My friend is having a problem…
Drunk Asian guy: Can you solve it with your penis?

UCLA
California

Overheard by: Amused

And Just a Heads Up That Your Grades Will All Suck

Professor: We are going to talk about tea rooms. Which involve no tea. Unless by “tea,” you mean “cock.”

Columbus,Ohio

Overheard by: Em

If I Get Good Grades This Semester?

Asian girl: Can I have two penises?

Market Street
San Francisco, California

Meet the Hippest Kids in Montana

Tall adolescent: Peach sucks. Daisy's okay, but peach sucks.
Short adolescent: See, I've always been more of a toad fan. Even if he does look kind of like a circumcised wang.
Tall adolescent: Oh, you.

Missoula, Montana

I'm Gonna Ride This Science Project All the Way to Harvard

Enthusiastic teenager, waving hands emphatically: If you can deep throat a banana, you can suck a dick!

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: If you can wax a car…

Axe Finally Made a Body Spray Women Like

Girl: What smells like lemon poppy seed cupcakes?
Guy: It might be my penis.

Bayonne, New Jersey

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