But I'll Require More Staring Time Before We Go Eat

Guy: Man, look at this guy! It's weird how they keep the eyelashes and hair on to keep them semi-human. You can see everything!
Girl: Um, are all penises so big?
Guy: I think it's due to preserving process.
Girl: I'm hungy.

Body Worlds Exhibit
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: 8lb Gem my ASS!!

Posted on July 6, 2022
Compare and contrast, Food, Girls, Guys, Hair, Maryland, Penis

For a Little Vienna Sausage

Teenage girl: It's like every time we get close he backs out. I can't help to think it has something to do with his penis size.
Friend: Next time just throw him over your shoulder and take him back to the cave.

Santee, California

Overheard by: Story of my life

Posted on July 2, 2022
Advice, California, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Penis, Sexuality, Teens

But I Love Aluminum Foil

Guy to girl: Actually, no. I personally hate the idea of having a plastic trash bag on my cock.

Stow, Ohio

Overheard by: d

Posted on June 19, 2022
Default, Feelings, Guys, Ohio, Penis, Sexuality

And I'm a B-Cup, Easy

Teenage boy to teenage girl: I have a bigger penis than you.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on June 1, 2022
Compare and contrast, Gender issues, Penis, Teens, Washington

I Hear the Russian Judge Gives Extra Points for That

Flaming gay over speakerphone: Just like that boy from Miami last night, I tried to suck his dick like I was trying to win an Olympic gold medal. And that's the only ass I would lick even if it wasn't clean.

Washington, DC

Posted on April 20, 2022
Ass, Compare and contrast, Default, Geography, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Penis, Queers, Washington, DC

Our Guess Would Be Extremely Narrow Hips

Girl #1: It was the size of a Double-A battery.
Girl #2: Best sex ever, right?
Girl #1, shamefully: I don’t know what’s wrong with me!

Miami, Florida

Posted on March 10, 2022
Chicks, Florida, Penis

Hello? I'm Eating a Cucumber Sandwich With No Crusts!

Guy #1: What are those, zucchini?
Guy #2, with sandwich: No, they're cucumbers.
Girl: Oh please, they're like the same thing.
Guy #2: No, they're totally different. Not every phallic-shaped green vegetable is the same thing.
Girl (pauses): Why does everything have to be about penises with you?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: i just came here to clean the air ducts

Posted on March 8, 2022
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Fruit, Girls, Guys, Penis, Questions

Knowing She's Got the Biggest Package in Town

Frat boy #1: Wait… so they didn't rape her?
Frat boy #2: No dude, turns out she had a penis. Now every time I see the girl I throw up a little in my mouth.

Laramie, Wyoming