He's Been Known to Pleasure Several Girls en Brochette

Girl #1: His penis was huge, like 12 inches! He was holding it and his hand looked so tiny!
Girl #2: No wonder he doesn't get any play, that shit hurts!
Girl #3: Yeah, it would like come out my ass!

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Just 2

Posted on May 16, 2020
Ass, Compare and contrast, Girls, Hands, Penis, Pennsylvania, Sex

A+

Male art student in response to female art student’s sculpture: It’s really kind of mortifyingly vaginal.

Allegheny College
Meadville Pennsylvania

Posted on May 3, 2020
Class, Compare and contrast, Etiquette, Euphemisms, Feelings, Guys, Hipsters, Pennsylvania, Students, Vagina, Words

Probably All Those Vaccinations

Guy: They might be autistic, but that doesn't mean they don't want to have gay sex with children.

New Britain, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Grace

Posted on April 30, 2020
Assholes, Guys, Pennsylvania, Sex, Stupidity

They're Right Next the Megavitamins, Which Also Don't Work

Guy: I'm not going to stop and ask someone, “excuse me, where are your ray guns?”

CVS
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: ZB

Posted on April 23, 2020
Default, Games, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stores, Weirdness, Zombies

This Happens a Lot at Hippie Sex Retreats

Drunk guy: Oh my god! Everyone in this room is so ugly!

Irish Pub
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Jackie

Posted on April 15, 2020
Bars & Clubs, Default, Drunks, Feelings, Guys, Pennsylvania, Weirdness

Well the Eye Shadow Would Look Silly without It

Hipster girl: Why won’t you take my last name when we get married? It would be really progressive of you…
Hipster guy: No, it wouldn’t! It would be emasculating!
Hipster girl: Emasculating? Like how?
Hipster guy: Like me wearing a dress…
Hipster girl: But you already do that!

IKEA
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 12, 2020
Gripes, Hipsters, Pennsylvania

Michael Moore As a Kid

Eight-year-old boy: Don’t you know that the Kool-Aid Man doesn’t exist?! He’s just a tool for marketing!

Norristown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Lan

Posted on February 22, 2020
Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Should have used a condom

They Disagree on What “City of Brotherly Love” Really Means

Scene guy: Come back! I want a hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!
Scene guy: I want my hug!
Guy quickly leaving on bicycle: Eat my shit!

22nd and Chestnut Street
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: catty

Posted on December 30, 2019
Insults, Pennsylvania, Strangers

The Spontaneous Admission to Grad School Is Just a Myth

Philosophy professor: He chose this example because it had sex appeal. It turned people on.
(changes PowerPoint slide to picture of bacterial flagellum)
Male student: Ohhhhh!
Professor: Please don't have an orgasm in my class.

Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania

Posted on November 28, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Education, Orgasm, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Science, Sex, Students, Teachers