Isn't That The L Word's Go-To Plot?

High school girl on phone: Wait… How do I rape you?

Denver, Colorado

Posted on October 30, 2010
Colorado, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Threats, Weirdness

When You Stick a Key Into It, All It Does Is Sputter.

60-something tourist holding map, looking bewildered: So why is it called lemon chicken anyway?

Canberra
Australia

Posted on October 5, 2010
Australia, Food, Names, Questions, Tourists

I Give It Five Fist-Pumps.

Man #1: You don't watch it?
Man #2: It's beneath me.
Man #3, under his breath: Jersey Shore is a good fucking show!

AMC Theatres
Toronto
Canadia

Posted on October 5, 2010
Canadia, Guys, Questions, TV shows

Those Are the Choices?

Blue collar guy on lunch break: Does she use a strap-on or does she have something that pops out like a turtle head?

Northwestern Law School
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: What a Horrible Visual

Posted on October 1, 2010
Animals, Blue collar, Illinois, Kink, Questions, Weirdness

Guys See Life Itself As a Huge Taco Party

Guy: What are you all doing?
Teen girl #1, waving taco: We're having a taco party.
Teen girl #2: Taco party!
Guy: Awesome! Keep on keeping on!

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: I want a Taco Party

Posted on September 28, 2010
Food, Girls, Guys, Questions, Teens, Texas

…Has The Times Told Us Whether or Not We Like It?

Middle-aged woman: So, what's on tv tonight?
Middle-aged man: Chuck.
Middle-aged woman: Oh, do we watch that?
Middle-aged man: I don't know.

Charlotte, North Carolina

Posted on September 28, 2010
Guys, North Carolina, Questions, TV shows, Women

Why Christian Siriano Has Difficulty Getting Dates

College girl: We blew a fuse in our room last night. Just in our room, not the rest of the hall.
Science professor: And what did you do to solve this problem?
College girl: I cried.
Professor: That doesn't solve the problem!
College girl: Well, half of my hair was dry and the other half wasn't!
Professor: You were not bilaterally symmetrical. That can be a problem.

Keuka College
New York

Overheard by: Rachel Bz.