She Lost Her Entire Purse, and They Were Married That Night

Woman #1: We went to a club together one time and they were still dating, and he kept trying to kiss me. Well, I refused to. But then my cell phone got stolen and I was mad, so we made out. A lot.
Woman #2: You made out with him because your phone got stolen?
Woman #1: Yeah, basically. I was pissed and trying to have a good night, and he's very attractive. So I was like, “let's go!”
Woman #2: I think you're my hero.
Woman #1: I'm supposed to go to a concert with him next week.
Woman #2: Well, don't lose your wallet, because then you'll have to do him.

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Overheard by: James

Posted on October 25, 2008
Advice, Crimes, Default, Feelings, Infidelity, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, North Carolina, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness, Women

I'm a Strong Proponent of Laissez-Éclair Ideology

Professor: So where else could the US get money for the $700 billion dollar economic bailout other than the American taxpayers?
Student: I think that they should have a bake sale!

Meredith College
Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: Jen

Posted on October 25, 2008
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Food, Money, North Carolina, Politics, Questions, Students, Teachers

So You Like Admit Shooting the Sheriff, but Deny You Shot the Deputy?

High school football player #1: I'll be watching you guys from the stands today.
High school football player #2: What? Why? Did you get suspended?
High school football player #1: Yeah.
High school football player #2: Why?
High school football player #1: Cause of what I said. But I didn't pee in any helmets.

Langhorne, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Tom

Posted on October 23, 2008
Default, Guys, Pee, Pennsylvania, Questions, Teens

It'll Get Better Once I Figure Out What the New Black Is

Guy: So, you dance in the room where nobody else does?
Girl: Yeah, I guess nobody understands me. Not even at goth night.

Louisville, Kentucky

Posted on October 20, 2008
Compare and contrast, Dancing, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Kentucky, Questions

Do You Suppose This White Porcelain Fixture Could Be Used for Urination?

Bimbette in bathroom stall: So what are these hooks for?
Friend: To like, hang your coat or bag or whatever.
Bimbette: Oh my god! I am so stupid! I've been putting my coat on the floor! How long have you known about this? (runs out of stall, yells to random girl) Did you know about the hooks?! (girl nods) I am so stupid!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: chloe

Posted on October 18, 2008
Bimbettes, Canadia, Default, Friends, Questions, Stupidity

Because I've Been Practicing That One-Foot-at-a-Time Maneuver All Week

Guy to another: So is it a pants party?

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana

Overheard by: Alexa, Alicia, Eric

Posted on October 16, 2008
Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Indiana, Louisiana, Questions, Sexuality

How Yoga Began

Teen girl: I think I'm going to lie on my bed in a butterfly position.
Friend: Oh, to air out your STD?

Cleveland Heights, Ohio

Overheard by: evanescent

Posted on October 16, 2008
Friends, Girls, Ohio, Questions, STDs, Teens

When “Come Here Often?” Just Isn't Special Enough

Awkward girl: Are you an organ donor?
Uninterested guy: No.
Awkward girl: You should donate your skin. It's nice. Non-cancerous.
Uninterested guy: I'm good.
Awkward girl: Oh. So what's up with guys always having to spread their seed?

BART Train
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Grace