…in the Bathroom, During the Exam

Hottie: But who do you cheat off of?
Friend: I read the book.

Geoge Brown College
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Tdot Girl

Posted on November 14, 2008
Books, Canadia, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Friends, Girls, Questions

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes

You're the Most Boring Imaginary Friend Ever

Emo-poser teen girl: Does this make me look like I exist?
Teen guy (looking): No.

Pinnacle High School
Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on November 13, 2008
Arizona, Clothing, Default, Girls, Guys, Philosophy, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens

Henry VIII Hated Getting Caught in Traffic Before a Flight

American tourist: Why did they put the castle so close to the airport?

Outside Windsor Castle
Windsor
England

Posted on November 12, 2008
Default, England, History, Idiots, Public transportation, Questions, Stupidity, Tourists

His Parents Banked on the Inadequacies of American Sex Ed

Overweight mom with toddler: Then he found out he was a hermaphrodite, a boy cursed with the body of a woman. He grew up never knowing…never knowing a thing.
Overweight friend: Wouldn't ya know?

Seattle's Best Coffee
Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: All You Can Eat

Posted on November 12, 2008
Arizona, Default, Fat people, Friends, Gender issues, Moms, Questions, Restaurants, Sexuality

Out Shaking Her Balance Sheet on a Friday Night

Teen girl #1: Okay, okay, look at that girl over there.
Teen girl #2: Which one?
Teen girl #1: The one with the short skirt, revealing halter top, and cowboy boots–what do you think of her?
Teen girl #2: I don't know what you're asking.
Teen girl #3: What do you think she does for a living?
Teen girl #2: I don't know, she could be an accountant.

Steak 'n Shake
Springfield, Missouri

Posted on November 12, 2008
Clothing, Default, Girls, Jobs & Careers, Missouri, Questions, Restaurants, Teens

But Leave Out the Part Where He Blew and Said “Haha, Fooled Ya!”

Gay man: So, did you end up fucking that guy from eHarmony?
Blondie: Sort of. When I was blowing him he told me to stop and I said, “No way, I'm just getting started!” And then he said, “Seriously, stop, I don't want to blow in your face.”
Gay man: That's like true love. You should use that story for your eHarmony commercial.

Central Illinois

Posted on November 9, 2008
BJs, Default, Feelings, Girls, Illinois, Internet, Queers, Questions, Sex

The Little Guy Never Gets a Break

Boy: Why can't we go in?
Girl: Maybe someone was murdered.
Boy: Lucky.

West Junior High
Columbia, Missouri

Overheard by: Kelsey

Posted on November 9, 2008
Death & dying, Default, Girls, Guys, Missouri, Murder, Questions, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Weirdness

A One-Two Punch Of Knowledge Knocks Marcy Out

Girl #1: Oh my god! Romeo and Juliet is a book!
Girl #2: It's like, Shakespeare.
Girl #1: Oh my god, who?

Borders Bookstore
Commack, New York

Posted on November 9, 2008
Books, Default, Girls, New York, Questions, Stores, Stupidity

Straight Men in San Francisco May Become Spoiled

Guy: Later. (he affectionately shakes girl by shoulders)
Girl: Wait, did you just shake me like a Golden Retriever after we had a nooner?
Guy: Yeah, that was kind of bad. (hugs her)

Financial District
San Francisco, California

Posted on November 8, 2008
Animals, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Questions, San Francisco, Sex

Questions