That's No Excuse For Stupidity

Overly friendly man on bus: It's like, for example, do you know how many seasons there are in a year?
Woman: Tweleve.
Overly friendly man: Well, actually there are four seasons, four seasons in a year, I guess…
Woman: Well, I'm not from here, I'm from Montana.

Seattle, Washington

Posted on April 12, 2023
Bus, Default, Guys, Questions, Stupidity, Washington, Weirdness, Women

…I Mean, That Would've Been My Default Assumption…

Woman: I felt so bad. I was like, “it's okay, you can leave your pool cue there, come dance with me.”
Friend: And then you left him in the middle of the dance floor.
Woman: I didn't know he was blind!
Friend: So you blew him?
Woman: Did I?

Hot Springs, Idaho

Posted on April 12, 2023
BJs, Dancing, Feelings, Friends, Health & Hygiene, Idaho, Questions, Women

Um, Remember When You Tried That with Tampons?

Blonde girl: Whats with the eye patch?
Girl with eye patch: Oh my god, I tried to take out my contact but it was already out, so I ended up peeling off my cornea or something!
Blonde girl: Ew! You should wear two contacts, so that doesn't happen again.

Carbondale, Illinois

Overheard by: screaming on the inside

Posted on April 4, 2023
Body parts, Default, Girls, Illinois, Questions, Stupidity

Only Metaphysically.

Student: Isn't all truth metaphysical by this standard?
Law professor: Are you stoned?

UC Hastings
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Loving this

Posted on April 3, 2023
Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Philosophy, Questions, San Francisco, Students, Teachers

So Why Do They Worship Brooke Shields?

Teen girl: Have you noticed that he's getting gayer by the minute? I swear he's getting gayer and gayer–and his eyebrows are getting smaller and smaller.
Teen guy: Ah, yes. The all too telling gay-to-eyebrow ratio…

Olympia, Washington

Overheard by: ninita

Posted on April 2, 2023
Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, Questions, Sexuality, Teens, Washington

I Stowed It in the Crawl-Space with Your Dignity

Mom: I don't wanna be finding knives in the lawn anymore!
20-year-old son: Where's my sword?

San Diego, California

Overheard by: tab

Posted on March 30, 2023
California, Default, Guys, Moms, Questions, Violence, Weirdness

Elmer and Mrs Fudd Are Justifiably Proud of Their Daughter

PSU freshman (attempting to flirt): Wow, that’s an amazing accent! Is it British?
Cute freshman who says Rs like Ws: Actually, it’s a speech impediment.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/04/library-flirting.html

Overheard by: ellen