As I Told Grandma at Grandpa's Funeral

Girl: I hate being single.
Friend: You're not single, you're just alone.

Eastern Arizona College

Overheard by: Lura

Posted on March 20, 2009
Arizona, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Words

Free Clinic Waiting Rooms, for Instance.

Loud woman on cell: If you're looking for a place to make friends and be sociable, you can do a lot better than AA.

Supermarket
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: the cashier

Posted on March 20, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Names, Pennsylvania, Relationships, Women

And We Hope Our Passengers in First Class Enjoy the Foxy Boxing

Flight attendant: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, welcome aboard flight 1751 to Raleigh-Durham. My name is John and I am your head flight attendant today. I will be assisted by my lovely fiancee Sarah and my ex-wife Jill. It may be a little awkward but we hope you have a pleasant flight.

Runway
Atlanta, Georgia

Posted on March 18, 2009
Default, Flight attendants, Georgia, Guys, Names, Plane, Public transportation, Relationships, Weirdness

We've All Seen the YouTube Video

Professor: You have a special relationship with Aristotle.

Dramatic Lit Class, Ithaca College
Ithaca, New York

Overheard by: Wish I did

Posted on March 8, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Names, New York, Relationships, Teachers, Weirdness

At Least Now You Know Enough to Keep the Jewelry

Teenage girl to friends: So at first I just really liked him but now I think I love him!
Bored friend: Here comes the breakup.

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: JDowntown

Posted on March 4, 2009
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Relationships, Teens

Meet the Last Old-School Guy in San Francisco

Girl on phone: So she had the baby, and now she's getting married.
Random guy walking by: Strike that, reverse it.

SFSU
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Veruca Salt

Posted on February 25, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Family ties, Girls, Guys, Relationships, San Francisco, Words

…Which Was Letter “C” on the Multiple-Choice Exam

Professor, talking about Shakespeare's Twelfth Night: Well, Sebastian and Antonio have a pretty interesting relationship. It's kind of like, uh, what's the word…a bromance! It's kind of like a bromance.

Michigan State University

Posted on February 24, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Michigan, Names, Relationships, Teachers, Words

Unless You're Dying, You Have a Better Life Than This Guy

Nurse: Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Lady, looking at husband in disgust: No, you have to have sex to get pregnant.
(husband looks at floor and shakes his head)

Hospital
Tennessee

Overheard by: the guy behind you

Posted on February 20, 2009
Default, Nurses, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Tennessee, Women

Every Day's Another Annoying Gift

Bitchy student: So, are you still married?
Innocent victim: Yeah. Yeah I am!
Bitchy student: Uh huh. And just how long do you think that will last??

Kennesaw State University
Georgia

Posted on February 16, 2009
Colleges & Universities, Default, Georgia, Questions, Relationships, Students, Weirdness

Accidental Marriages Happen All the Time in Portland

5th grader boy #1: She's my girlfriend, not my wife.
5th grader boy #2: Are you going to marry her?
5th grader boy #1: No, but I could.
5th grader boy #2: No way!
5th grader boy #1: Yeah, all you have to do is buy a diamond ring. Or really, any kind of ring.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/every-kiss-begins-with-k-8.html

Overheard by: amy.

Posted on February 15, 2009
Default, Gifts, Guys, Money, Overheard in PDX, Questions, Relationships, Students

Relationships