That Paperclip Chain Won't Build Itself, You Know

Woman on cell: You know, Corey, when I get a call at work saying my son has been stabbed, I expect it to be more than just a puncture wound. Don't waste my time with that shit.

Florence, Kentucky

Overheard by: Jesus Freak

Posted on January 2, 2009
Family ties, Kentucky, Sex, Vagina, Violence, Women

He's Bringing Bathroom Sexy Back

20-something girl: I don't care how much bathrooom sex he's had; he's still really, really sexy. I mean, just look at him. Sooo sexy.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/443762988/that-explains-the-bathroom-sex.html

Overheard by: bringin sexy back

Posted on January 1, 2009
Beauty, Compliments, Default, Girls, Overheard in Minneapolis, Sex, Sexuality

In the Same Way That Fear and Loathing… Is Utopian

Elderly professor: Who's to say Brave New World is a dystopia? I mean, they just did drugs and had sex all day. That sounds like a utopia, if you ask me.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/416369750/for-the-first-30-days.html

Overheard by: unsettled.

Posted on December 28, 2008
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, Drugs, Education, Feelings, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions, Sex, Teachers

But You Never Know with the Royal Family Left to Their Own Devices

Guy with small crowd around him (completely straight-faced): So we're doing everything we can to ensure that there'll be as little incest going on as possible. (crowd nods)

Hofstra University, New York

Posted on December 27, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Crimes, Default, Guys, New York, Sex, Weirdness

Translation: He Came, I Didn't

Girl to friend: He said that I was his new BFF. “Best fuck forever”! I said that was sweet, and gave him a little kiss.

San Diego, California

Overheard by: TrixChix

Posted on December 26, 2008
California, Compliments, Default, Feelings, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, Sex, Words

So That My Dear Aunt's Funeral Will Never Be Forgotten

Guy on phone: I'm going to titty fuck her on the casket.

Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: kOLT

Posted on December 7, 2008
Australia, Default, Guys, On the phone, Sex, Weirdness, Words

Tonight's Movie: Eyes Wide Shut

Middle aged, balding psych professor disproving “empty nest” theory: Now, when you leave the house your parents are free to run around the house naked, and fuck on the kitchen table! (pauses) Your parents like to have sex!

Psychology Class, Youngstown State University
Ohio

Overheard by: Carmen

Posted on November 24, 2008
Class, Default, Education, Family ties, Feelings, Ohio, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Yes, Exactly Like That– Keep It Up, You Two!

History professor, during lecture: After all, people have always had dirty…nasty…raunchy sex.

Syracuse University, New York

Overheard by: del

Posted on November 21, 2008
Colleges & Universities, Default, History, New York, Sex, Teachers, Words

They're Even Set to the Same Music

Girl #1: So, how do orgies work? I don't really get it.
Girl #2: I dunno. I think if you see a hole, you just fill it with whatever you've got.
Girl #3: It's like Tetris!

Gold Coast
Australia

Posted on November 20, 2008
Australia, Compare and contrast, Default, Games, Girls, Questions, Sex

But I Can't Afford the Membership Fee

Preppy chick: I didn't see you in class today. Where were you?
Guy: I was having sex in the bathroom.
Preppy chick: Oh, I want to try that.

Florida

Posted on November 14, 2008
Default, Girls, Guys, Preppies, Questions, Sex, Wishes