Except in Situations Involving Family Members, Minors, or Brett Michaels

Curly-haired woman on cell: My advice is to have sex in 90% of all situations.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogtastic

Posted on February 23, 2009
Advice, Default, San Francisco, Sex, Sexuality, Weirdness, Women

Tonight on The Wonder Years

Boy: I wonder if I can have sex with a hedgehog…

Essex
England

Overheard by: Anthony Mercer

Posted on February 22, 2009
Animals, Default, England, Guys, Questions, Sex

Ooh, and a Round Of STD Tests!

Girl #1: Hey.
Girl #2: Hey, what's wrong?
Girl #1: I fucked someone.
Girl #2: I fucked someone too. Let's get a coffee.

Bookstore
Melbourne
Australia

Overheard by: Jaclyn

Posted on February 20, 2009
Australia, Default, Drinking & drunks, Girls, Questions, Sex, Stores

Unless You're Dying, You Have a Better Life Than This Guy

Nurse: Is there any chance you're pregnant?
Lady, looking at husband in disgust: No, you have to have sex to get pregnant.
(husband looks at floor and shakes his head)

Hospital
Tennessee

Overheard by: the guy behind you

Posted on February 20, 2009
Default, Nurses, Questions, Relationships, Sex, Tennessee, Women

Thoughtful and Creepy, That's You

Suit: Well, no, I've never had an STD before…why, do you want to give me one?

Aurora, Colorado

Overheard by: wallflower

Posted on February 12, 2009
Colorado, Default, Questions, Sex, STDs, Suits

I Always Expect It to Be More Fun Than It Actually Is

Girl to friends: I've got visions of blowjobs dancing in my head!

Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Holly

Posted on January 25, 2009
Body parts, Dancing, Default, Feelings, Georgia, Girls, Sex

…While Describing It to Me in Slow, Sultry Terms.

Older woman on phone: There are two dogs having relations on my front yard.
Chief of police: Well, hose them down.

Felton, Delaware

Overheard by: oh dear.

Posted on January 16, 2009
Animals, Cops, Default, Delaware, Old folks, Sex, Violence, Women

Goldilocks Always Has Trouble Getting It Just Right

Female cashier: I'm tired, and really not sure why.
Man checking out: You want to know what causes tiredness?
Female cashier: What?
Man checking out: Either too much sex or not enough sex. By the looks of you, it must be too much sex.

Albertson's
Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Overheard by: Not tired, so I must be getting enough sex

Posted on January 14, 2009
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Employees, Girls, Guys, Louisiana, Questions, Sex

Is That What I've Been Swallowing?

Older male professor, addressing a large lecture hall with only girls: So you see, in my body you will find lots of regular cells, and also you will find cells that are in the process of meiosis; and those are my sperm cells.
Barnard girl: That is so awkward.

Barnard College
New York

Overheard by: Vicksburg

Posted on January 13, 2009
Books, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Girls, New York, Old folks, Science, Sex, Teachers, Weirdness

Pussyfooting

Girl to friend: Is that why you were screaming? I knew it was more than just fingering!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/11/gossip-girl-here-ive-got-skinny-on-some.html

Overheard by: Eavesdrop DC

Posted on January 13, 2009
Default, Feelings, Girls, Other sites, Sensory experiences, Sex, Weirdness

Sex