Roller derby girl: … And it occurs to me that I’m 23 years old — I should probably shave my underarms.
Lucky 7’s
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Roller derby girl: … And it occurs to me that I’m 23 years old — I should probably shave my underarms.
Lucky 7’s
Jersey City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Adam Nathan
Boyfriend: Baby, you have to shave that mustache.
Girlfriend: Shut up! I keep telling you I'm getting it waxed.
New Jersey
Overheard by: Rebecca
Girlfriend: I have to shave every single day.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah?
Girlfriend: Yeah… do I have any hairs sticking out on my chin right now?
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/07/ive_been_thinking_about_us_lat.html
Overheard by: Ian
Broseph to broski: Shaving your ass is a sign of homosexuality, shaving your testicles is a sign of being a porn star.
Chicago, Illinois
Suit #1: Yeah mate, it was fucking wild…
Suit #2: Oh yeah?
Suit #1: Yeah, took her back to mine. She's a skank. I swear there were spiders crawling out of her vag.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
College girl #1: You know, just because I want to hit it doesn't mean you have to, too.
College girl #2: But now that it's shaved, it's so much better!
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Dude: Tell your sister I won’t sleep with her if she shaves her pubic hair. That shit is like the golden fleece, yo.
http://overheardinthevalley.blogspot.com/2007/03/and-so-rumpelstiltskin-signed-to-defjam.html
Overheard by: Angie
20-something on cell: So I said to her, “I don't care if you are my stepsister: if you shaved it, I want to see it!”
San Francisco, California
Bikini gal to friend: Wow! Do you ever shave? Your leg stubble just about took my eye out!
Friend: Please, I just spent $85 dollars on a Brazilian wax…look!
Bikini gal: Okay, Brittany, pull your fucking suit up! I'm just talking about your legs!
Salt Lake City, Utah
Overheard by: zelph
