What the Hell Is Going On in That Gym Class?

High school student #1: My finger hurts.
High school student #2 (absent mindedly): Yeah, my ass hurts too.

Prishtina
Kosovo

Overheard by: Curly

Posted on June 21, 2022
Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sensory experiences, Students, Weirdness

I'm Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal

College girl: Yeah, but I don't fuck my kids.
Friend: Well, you don't have any yet.
College girl, looking down: I can't believe I just checked my vagina before I answered that.

College Campus
SoCal, California

Posted on June 18, 2022
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Friends, Girls, Kids, Sex, Students, Vagina

I'm Not Proud of My Addiction

Male student: I like your Skittles.
Female student: Don't look at them!

Eveleth, Minnesota

Overheard by: deathmap

Posted on June 1, 2022
Candy, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Minnesota, Offers and requests, Students

When the Producers Of Cops Join the National Geographic Channel

Professor, talking about archaeological surveying: Even in the mountains, people will be hunting, farming, running from the police.

Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: sarah

Posted on May 30, 2022
Crimes, Education, Scotland, Students, Teachers

Gerald Is Known for His Bizarre Summaries of MA*SH

Guy: It would be like The Hills Have Eyes, except with Koreans.

http://overheardinumcp.blogspot.com/2006/10/bizarre-twist-on-horror-classic-guy-it.html

Overheard by: alyssa

Posted on April 8, 2022
Movies, Overheard in College Park, Students

And His Cousins' Friend's Stomach Exploded from Pop Rocks

High school freshman: I once knew a guy who knew a guy who was a cyclops!

Kenosha, Wisconsin

Posted on April 3, 2022
Body parts, Default, Guys, Lies, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Students, Teens, Weirdness, Wisconsin

A Practice Prohibited by a Scalia Decision

3L law student: He’s just irritating. He’s like one of those people who masturbates to Scalia decisions.

http://overheardinlawschool.blogspot.com/2007/03/im-kennedy-man-myself.html

Posted on March 29, 2022
Insults, Masturbation, Overheard in Law School, Students

And We're Glad You Did.

(professor starts to write on the board. The chalk breaks. Class laughs. Professor turns around and bumps into the desk. Class laughs harder)
Professor: Shut up! Shut up and listen to me! I am teaching you things and being enthusiastic! …much as I dislike each and every one of you!
Student: Oh man, I am so writing that down.

SUNY Potsdam
New York

Overheard by: minibab

Posted on March 24, 2022
Class, Education, Gripes, New York, Students, Teachers, Weirdness

I Plan to Stop Smoking Just Before That

Professor: Do we know if marijuana has any long-term effects?
Male student: Ball cancer.

Western Michigan University

Overheard by: H

Posted on March 21, 2022
Balls, Colleges & Universities, Default, Drugs, Guys, Maladies, Michigan, Questions, Students, Teachers

Which Was “No Upper-Body Strength”

Female student #1: Eeew, she has a rolling backpack, you know what that means…
Female student #2: Whore?
Female student #1: Absolutely not what I was going to say.

San Francisco, California

Posted on March 14, 2022
Compare and contrast, Fashion, Girls, Insults, Questions, Students, Words

Students

I'm Just a Trust, but Verify Kind Of Gal