High school girl to friend: And then I… oh, wait… I heard this from from my boyfriend, and I just can't believe it. I can't believe you stopped dating your cousin!
Friend: I know, but it just wasn't working out.
Colton, California
Overheard by: Kip K.E.H.
Grad student: So, she got a secondary infection in her snatch?
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
College student: As soon as I get rid of this molluscum, watch out, I am on the prowl again.
Norfolk, Virginia
Overheard by: I hear ya
Professor: So, what are most songs written about?
Student #1: Apple bottom jeans?
Student #2: Boots with the fur?
School of Environmental Studies
Minnesota
Senior boy: I have no capacity for porn!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/308427315/your-hard-drive-is-only-so-big.html
Overheard by: I doubt that
Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay.
Toronto
Canadia
College tour guide, passing crying student: College is hard. You will cry.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
College girl: I may have made the best porn movie ever, but I’m not going to show it to my mom.
Lincoln Park, Illinois
Grad student trying to impress a date: Pigeon shit is the most toxic bird poop.
Date: How do you know that?!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
