Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay.
Toronto
Canadia
College tour guide, passing crying student: College is hard. You will cry.
Willamette University
Salem, Oregon
College girl: I may have made the best porn movie ever, but I’m not going to show it to my mom.
Lincoln Park, Illinois
Grad student trying to impress a date: Pigeon shit is the most toxic bird poop.
Date: How do you know that?!
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/01/sundays-best.html
Overheard by: squirrely mcsquirrel
Freshman guy: It's been in my mouth for almost a minute now, and I'm still not sure what it is.
Freshman girl: Scary thought, isn't it?
Dining Hall, Arcadia University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Female student during welcome week: My uncle doesn't believe in recycling. You know, cause it's like a democratic principle…
Male student: Oh, yeah, totally.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
Overheard by: Actually, it's more communist…
Student #1: Like, a visible person?
Student #2: Yeah! You know, that was exactly what I was thinking — a visible person!
Bexhill College
United Kingdom
Young topologist: It would be so cool to be a chef, because, like, what you cook would be inside people who eat your food.
Creative Arts High School
St. Paul, Minnesota
High school punk #1: “Fluids” sounds better.
High school punk #2: I don't like fluids.
High school punk #1: And that's why you're flunking band!
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: SaraG(as in gee, I wonder what THAT means…)
