What's This Baby Poking Out of Me?

Girl on cell: I can't tell if I'm losing weight from softball or gaining weight from being hungry all the time.

Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Claire

Posted on March 13, 2022
Connecticut, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, On the phone, Stupidity

Have You Learned So Little from The Sweetest Thing?

Teen girl in bathroom #1: I'd hate to be a guy and have to use a urinal.
Teen girl in bathroom #2: Oh yeah, that thing looks unsanitary.
Teen girl in bathroom #1: Not even that, but like if you had to go poop then everyone would know it.
Teen girl in bathroom #3: You can't poop in a urinal?

High School
Coral Springs, Florida

Posted on March 12, 2022
Compare and contrast, Florida, Gender issues, Pee, Poop, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Stupidity, Teens

Consider Your Face Sucked

Boyfriend: If we were in person right now, I would totally suck your face right now.
Girlfriend: We *are* in person.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah.
(they walk on casually)

Memorial City Mall
Houston, Texas

Posted on March 6, 2022
Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Malls, Sexuality, Stupidity, Texas, Words

Yeah, Technically ‘Martians’ and ‘Venusians’

Guy in sociology class: So male and female… Are those races?

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/

Overheard by: doug

Posted on February 23, 2022
Class, Education, Gender issues, Guys, Overheard at Cornell, Questions, Race, Students, Stupidity

Silly Girl, They're Staring at Your Breasts

Drunk guy #1 (looking at girl's patterned shirt): Woah, what is on your shirt? It's so confusing.
Girl: It's just a bunch of overlapping circles.
Drunk guy #1: It looks like never-ending sunsets!
Drunk guy #2: It looks like angry rainbows!

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Claire