Eh, That's What You Said About Reading

Very excited sex ed teacher on first day of class: I know you guys hear a lot of scary, nasty things about sex on tv, but I'm going to tell you something: sex is fun!

Middle School
Louisiana

Overheard by: Amused Guest

Posted on March 25, 2009
Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Louisiana, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sex, Teachers

That Rug Really Ties the Room Together

Girl student: So, the Federal Government is like, a puppy, like (giggle) they're so cute… And like, you want to just cuddle them, then they're naughty and it's bad.
Teacher: Kelly, could you please explain a bit more? I'm not getting your reasoning here.
Girl student: Well…they do good things, and it's cute, then they like pee on your rug, and it's bad.
Teacher: I promise you, the next time a member of the Federal Government pees on my rug, I will go bonkers.

Boulder, Colorado

Overheard by: Tizri

Posted on March 19, 2009
Animals, Beauty, Colorado, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Pee, Questions, Students, Teachers

I'm Pretty Sure the National Film Board Knows

Student: It's not physical, but it's ineffable.
Professor: What does it mean? To eff something?

http://overheardatwestern.blogspot.com/2008/10/i-dont-know-but-ill-bet-its-physical.html

Overheard by: Ian

Posted on March 17, 2009
Default, Overheard at Western, Questions, Sex, Students, Teachers, Words

Professor Monica Lewinsky Knows Whereof She Speaks

Professor: So, when you walk out of here in four years with a BJ under your belt, you'll be more experienced and know the basics.

Journalism Class
Ottawa, Ontario
Canadia

Posted on March 16, 2009
BJs, Canadia, Class, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Education, Teachers

Just Don't Expect It to Say Your Name

English professor: Make that language your bitch.

Ursinus College
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 16, 2009
Advice, Colleges & Universities, Default, Education, Insults, Pennsylvania, Teachers, Words

I've Barely Clotted from the Last Time

Socially awkward math professor: And now I will attempt to get the same solution using method #2, and if I don't get the same answer, I'm just going to go slit my wrists. (writes on the board for a few minutes, gets a different answer) Well, shit.

University of New Brunswick
New Brunswick
Canadia

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