Whose Bra Is This, Anyway?

Pretty girl in last night's dress #1: I feel like I smell really terrible. Can you smell me?
Pretty girl in last night's dress #2: Yeah. We should probably take a shower… wash away the sins of last night.

Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on August 5, 2015
Bathing, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Tennessee

I May Just Be Really, Really Slutty

Woman to friend: How can she know she's bi at 16? I'm 35 and *I* don't know if *I'm* bi!

Outside Steinmart
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: BecauseISaidSo

Posted on August 4, 2015
Age and ageing, Compare and contrast, Default, Friends, Questions, Sexuality, Stores, Tennessee, Women

That’s All I’ve Ever Needed

Grad student: Do you still need your rocks warmed?

Vanderbilt University
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jessica Bessica

Posted on August 3, 2015
Questions, Students, Tennessee

Oops, Sorry About Your Hair.

Cute girl #1: Hey, I want you to meet one of my best guy friends.
Cute girl #2 to male friend: Hey, nice to meet ya.
Male friend holding lighter, totally ignoring others: I can make fire! (shouting) I'm a goddamn wizard!

Johnson City, Tennessee

Overheard by: kiwi

Posted on August 2, 2015
Compare and contrast, Compliments, Default, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Guys, Magic, Tennessee

Ummm, We’re at a Wal-Mart in Tennessee.

Mom: Do you want to take your coat off?
Toddler: Go to hell!

Wal-Mart
Hendersonville, Tennessee

Overheard by: Tanner

Posted on July 26, 2015
Comebacks, Default, Insults, Moms, Questions, Should have used a condom, Stores, Tennessee

Yeah, I’m the Smart-Ass Who Isn’t Out of Insulin

Woman behind counter: The doctor isn’t here.
Old lady: What about a nurse?
Woman behind counter: The nurses aren’t allowed to write prescriptions.
Old lady: Well, you know, you’re a fucking smartass.

Memphis, Tennessee

Overheard by: Jesa

Posted on July 26, 2015
Insults, Nurses, Old folks, Tennessee

And If You Could Pass to the Front Your Wallets and Jewelry, That Would Be Awesome– Thanks!

Pilot to passengers: Everyone, please make sure your seatbelts are fastened. I'm gonna fly this plane like I stole it.

Flight from Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on July 24, 2015
Advice, Airports & flights, Default, Offers and requests, Pilots, Public transportation, Tennessee, Weirdness

Almost As Rude As Answering Your Cell Phone in Class

Pol-sci professor: Nuking other countries is kind of rude.

University of Memphis
Memphis, Tennessee

Posted on June 21, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Education, Stupidity, Teachers, Tennessee, Violence

I Just Like Peeing on Sticks

Mom: So tell me the truth. Was that your pregnancy test dad found in the trash?
Daughter: Jesus Christ, mom! No!
Mom: Okay, well, I just wanted to…
Daughter, interrupting: I wish it was my test! At least then I'd be having a good time!

YMCA
Nashville, Tennessee

Posted on June 19, 2015
Family, Family ties, Girls, Moms, Parenting, Pregnancy, Questions, Sex, Tennessee, Wishes

It's a Prerequisite for Graduation.

Professor: How old are you?
Visiting high school student: Seventeen.
Professor: And you're not married? Well, you've come to the right place!

Freed-Hardeman University
Henderson, Tennessee

Overheard by: Lisa

Posted on June 17, 2015
Age and ageing, Colleges & Universities, Education, Questions, Relationships, Students, Teachers, Tennessee