They Were All Cured by Evangelicals

Bimbette, staring at Gay-Straight Alliance meeting sign: Oh my god, the gay thing was *so* five years ago.

Troy High School
Fullerton, California

Posted on May 5, 2019
Bimbettes, California, Default, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Stupidity, Time Management, Words

It Was, Like, a Religious Experience

Very drunk girl, loudly and excitedly: That was the longest pee I ever did! Like seriously, I went into the bathroom and started peeing. Gavin came in, washed his hands, then left, and I was still peeing!

Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: Mandy

Posted on April 5, 2019
Canadia, Drunks, Pee, Stupidity, Time Management

Also to Make Julienne Fries

Freshman #1: I really use a time machine.
Freshman #2: What for?
Freshman #1: Time travel, dumbass.

Northwestern University
Illinois

Posted on January 17, 2019
Colleges & Universities, Guys, Illinois, Questions, Students, Technology, Time Management

That Carmen Miranda Costume Will Be Done in No Time!

Woman on cell: Slowly… over the next week… add a fruit.

Barnes & Noble
St. Louis, Missouri

Posted on November 17, 2018
Advice, Fruit, Missouri, On the phone, Stores, Time Management, Weirdness, Women

Then Do Drugs and Cry

Girl #1: … And my boyfriend told me what a bad person I was, and I was like, ‘Don’t say that to me! You’re hurting my feelings!’ Then I did drugs and cried all day.
Girl #2: Wow. Well, we should really study today…
Girl #1: Yeah, let’s stay really late. Like, ’til 10.
Girl #2, totally serious: Yeah… Or we can go to the Biosphere and get burgers…
Girl #1, also serious: Yeah.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/20/i-was-reading-a-booklets-ride-bikes/

Posted on August 14, 2018
Bimbettes, Overheard at McGill, Time Management

Yet You Divorced Your Third Husband for Peeing in Your Shoes?

Woman on cell: I've been through many husbands, but the dog has been with me for 14 years! Men can be replaced but the dog stays!

Bellingham, Washington

Overheard by: sara

Posted on July 3, 2018
Animals, Compare and contrast, Feelings, On the phone, Relationships, Time Management, Washington, Women

Practically the Only Thing in Ottawa You Haven't Done

Slutty teen in very short skirt (yelling): Yo,what time is it?
Drunk passerby : (shows watch on wrist)
Slutty teen (indignantly): Like, I don't do analogue, bitch!

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on May 13, 2018
Canadia, Default, Drunks, Insults, Questions, Strangers, Technology, Teens, Time Management

It's 2:58 — Give Him a Little Credit.

Girl on cell in empty hall: So how long do you want to have sex with your boyfriend? Until, like 3:00?

Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Posted on April 24, 2018
Colleges & Universities, Girls, Infidelity, On the phone, Pennsylvania, Questions, Sex, Time Management

Shouldn't There Be an IQ Prerequisite?

Woman: So when are you guys riding?
Man #1: Three weekends from now, or maybe a month…
Woman: Isn't it too cold outside to ride motorcycles?
Man #2: Not if you're drunk!

Downingtown, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Crys

Posted on March 18, 2018
Default, Drinking & drunks, Guys, Pennsylvania, Questions, Stupidity, Time Management, Weather, Women

One Of Those Rare Days When the Sun Comes Out

Half-naked girl to clothed passerby: Whassup? It's just one of those days.
Clothed passerby: I hear ya.

Eugene, Oregon

Posted on March 4, 2018
Clothing, Girls, Oregon, Strangers, Time Management, Weirdness

Time Management