I Feel the Magma Flowing Beneath Their Placid Surface

Mother to daughter, regarding t-shirts: We need to get you a big one ’cause your boobs are growing way too fast.
Flat-chested daughter: Yeah, I know.

Hollywood Tower of Terror Shop
Disneyland, California

Posted on July 21, 2015
Body parts, California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Compliments, Gender issues, Girls, Moms, Teens, Tourist attractions

And She Totally Fled the Trade Towers on 9/11

Drunk hipster girl: Let's drunk dial Cameron!
Drunker hipster guy: I hate Cameron!
Drunkest hipster guy: You know what my biggest problem with Cameron is? She wasn't in New Orleans during hurricane Katrina.

Hollywood Bowl
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: Chantily

Posted on July 14, 2015
California, Drunks, Guys, Hipsters, Insults, Offers and requests, Tourist attractions, Wishes

Dan Brown Totally Deserves This

50-something white-haired British guy: I know you!
Stranger: No sir, we haven't met.
50-something white-haired British guy: I remember you from before!
Stranger: I'm sorry sir, I just don't remember you.
50-something white-haired British guy: I was there too! We were both knights of Templar! You were Mary Magdalene's personal guard… How have you been all these years!?

Grand Canyon
Arizona

Overheard by: J

Posted on July 13, 2015
Arizona, Crazies, History, Memory lane, Strangers, Tourist attractions, Weirdness

Or the Pope's Been Using That “Sugar N' Spice” Bodywash Again

Tour guide: Now go up the stairs and take a left at the top. (pause) Wait, do I smell cookies? I smell cookies!

Vatican Museum
Vatican City

Overheard by: Face

Posted on June 24, 2015
Compare and contrast, Default, Employees, Europe, Food, Questions, Tourist attractions

“Adultland” Was the Most Lucrative Disney Attraction in Half a Century

Dad to son in stroller: Here's where we saw the sexy tree!

Disney World Animal Kingdom
Orlando, Florida

Posted on June 3, 2015
Dads, Default, Florida, Memory lane, Tourist attractions, Words

Eerily, He Did

Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad, changing his diaper: I hear ya.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: Uh huh.
Tourist baby: Bah bah bah bah!
Tourist dad: I told you not to mess with those guys.
(tourist baby laughs)
Tourist dad: Yeah, you know what I'm talking about!

Restroom, Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: The Normie in the Handistall