Some Of Aesop's Morals Are More Helpful Than Others

Fat girl to thin girl pushing pram: Skinny men have skinny cocks.

England

Overheard by: Betsy

Posted on March 10, 2016
Compare and contrast, Default, England, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Vagina

It Gets So Bitchy When It’s Hungry

Girlfriend #1: It started to hurt after he used a condom.
Girlfriend #2: I don’t like your vagina. It has too many issues.
Girlfriend #1: I don’t like my vagina either.

Orlando, Florida

Posted on February 15, 2016
Florida, Friends, Vagina

Or When You Pull the Tampons Out Of Your Butt?

Gay boy to girl posse, seeing commercial for panty liners with extra sticking power: So, like, doesn't it hurt when they stick to your vag?

Fargo, North Dakota

Posted on February 11, 2016
Girls, Health & Hygiene, Queers, Questions, Sensory experiences, USA, Vagina

But, in the Future, Please Confine Your Questions to Topics in English Literature

Professor: And so in REM sleep you'll get penile erection and vaginal lubrication. You know, the fun stuff. (class laughs) Well, your eyes aren't the only things that are moving!

York University
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: studious student

Posted on January 18, 2016
Canadia, Education, Penis, Sex, Teachers, Vagina

Whatever Queen Elizabeth Said Went

Teacher: Next, we're reading Much Ado about Nothing.
(class groans)
Teacher: Back then, “nothing” was slang for “vagina.”
Class: Ooooh.

Enloe High
Raleigh, North Carolina

Posted on January 4, 2016
Books, Compare and contrast, Default, North Carolina, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teachers, Vagina

Hey, You Can Take the California Driver's Test in Vagina

Preppy blonde teen: So I told him I really had to go, and he said my pussy was telling him it wanted to stay.
Brunette friend: What the fuck, I never knew he spoke vagina!

Beverly Hills, California