Assuming We Can Find It

Student during modern world history class: Well I think the clit would be a good place to go now.

USMMA
Kings Point, New York

Posted on September 27, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Default, New York, Students, Vagina, Wishes

That’s the Last Time I’ll Call the Psychic Friends Network

Ghetto girl on cell: I don’t care what the fuck they said… They don’t know shit ’bout my coochie!

McArthur Center
Norfolk, Virginia

Overheard by: wes

Posted on September 10, 2017
Black people, Default, Girls, Gripes, On the phone, Vagina, Virginia, Women

Steve Miller: “Same Here.”

Girl: How do you choose a good peach?
Guy: I go with whichever would make the prettiest vagina. Seems to work pretty well.

Produce Market
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Dr. Banana Grabber

Posted on August 29, 2017
Beauty, Florida, Fruit, Girls, Guys, Stores, Vagina

The Monkey's Paw Is Especially Disturbing

Girl #1: It's just such a gross look, y'know? And she totally didn't have the body for it either. Total crotch octopus.
Girl #2: Crotch octopus?
Girl #1: Yeah, you know. When the fabric clings… and shows all your goodies?
Girl #2: Do you mean camel toe?
Girl #1: Yes! Right! Camel toe! I knew it had something to do with animals and appendages!

Bryn Mawr College
Pennsylvania

Posted on March 5, 2017
Animals, Clothes, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Girls, Pennsylvania, Stupidity, Vagina

… Bob

Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia…

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Ladle

Posted on February 12, 2017
On the phone, Pennsylvania, Vagina

Even When It’s Minty-Fresh

Guy to girlfriend: Okay! I promise I won’t talk about the smell of your vagina ever again.

Boston, Massachusetts

Posted on January 18, 2017
Assholes, Default, Guys, Massachusetts, Vagina

Which Is Why Men Wear Pink Shirts

Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.

UC
Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on December 28, 2016
California, Class, Default, Education, Gender issues, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay

Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html

Overheard by: paul

Posted on October 31, 2016
Ladies who lunch, Overheard in PDX, Vagina

Last Time I Tried That, the Other Girl and I Both Ended Up with Concussions

(women's restroom, a man in a Santa suit enters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you're not a boy!
Restroom attendant: You mean he's not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you're not a girl!
Drunk Santa: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just wanted to see what you wanted for Christmas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Restroom attendant: I want money, haha!
Drunk Santa: Then cross your labia, ladies, and merry Christmas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?

Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Elizabeth

Posted on October 19, 2016
Default, Drunks, Guys, Illinois, Insults, Money, Restroom, Santa Claus, Vagina, Wishes, Women

Our Prediction: Advertising Will Eventually Convince You That You Do

Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries.

Target
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Kendra

Posted on August 31, 2016
Advice, Beauty, Default, Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Shopping, Stores, Vagina, Virginia

Vagina

Steve Miller: “Same Here.”