Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ladle
Chick on cell: Okay, I feel like you would know if you waxed your inner labia…
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Ladle
Guy to girlfriend: Okay! I promise I won’t talk about the smell of your vagina ever again.
Boston, Massachusetts
Professor: Ever wonder why pink is considered a girl color?
Student: Because vaginas are pink.
UC
Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Kelly
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
(women's restroom, a man in a Santa suit enters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you're not a boy!
Restroom attendant: You mean he's not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you're not a girl!
Drunk Santa: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just wanted to see what you wanted for Christmas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Restroom attendant: I want money, haha!
Drunk Santa: Then cross your labia, ladies, and merry Christmas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Elizabeth
Girl #1 to friend (indicating a cream to get rid of razor burn bumps on the bikini area): Does this stuff work okay?
Girl #2: Yeah, it works, it just smells kinda funny.
Girl #1: I don’t care how it smells, it’s goin’ next to my vagina. I don’t need no strawberries.
Target
Winchester, Virginia
Overheard by: Kendra
Grad student: So, she got a secondary infection in her snatch?
Kingston, Ontario
Canadia
Loud girl #1: I totally don’t sweat at all.
Loud girl #2: Really? I don’t believe you. Let me feel your vagina.
BART
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: MW
Young girl in stall with mother: Mommy, what's that?
Mother to young girl: It's called pubic hair, sweetie…all women have it. When you get older, someday you will get some.
Young girl, mortified: Nooooooooooo!
Mall Restroom
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Monica
