I Couldn't Be Any Prouder Of Myself If My Nipples Were Fountains Of Blood!

Blonde teenage girl: I already burnt my vagina today. Now my butt is bruised, too!

Brantford
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Jayme

Posted on May 12, 2009
Ass, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Teens, Vagina, Weirdness

Nobody Ever Wins the Which-Sex's-Sex-Is-Best Argument

Straight girl: Butt sex, butt sex, butt sex!
Gay guy: You really love saying that, don't you?
Straight girl: Yes!
Gay professor: Do you prefer anal to vaginal!
Straight girl: Ewww, fuck no! I don't want anything in my asshole! See, I have a vagina. I have options, unlike gay men.
Gay professor: Ah, you'll never know the pleasures of prostate stimulation.

Westchester, New York

Posted on April 29, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, Guys, New York, Queers, Questions, Students, Teachers, Vagina

Fewer Errors

Girl, watching baseball: Ugh, I'd rather have anal than watch baseball!

Waterloo
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: me too.

Posted on April 27, 2009
Ass, Backdoor, Canadia, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls

Dude, We Warned You About This

Serious college boy to friend: I was too busy to wipe my ass this morning.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/397614032/ill-be-in-the-other-room.html

Overheard by: but you weren't too busy for the preceding action?

Posted on April 4, 2009
Ass, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Weirdness

They're a Bit Behind the Curve

Girl shouting across room to guy at soda fountain: Hey Doug*! Hey, Doug! Come over there, they want to hear your song about buttsex!

Montevallo, Alabama

Posted on March 23, 2009
Alabama, Ass, Default, Girls, Offers and requests, Sex

The Female Version Of “She Was Asking for It”

Woman on iPhone: Well, he was doing squats, so I didn't think it was inappropriate to stare at his ass.

Trader Joe's
Campbell, California

Posted on March 15, 2009
Ass, California, Default, Health & Hygiene, Stores, Weirdness, Women

I Think I've Seen This Movie…

Teen #1: I stuck my ass in her face and she choked on her broccoli.
(dog coughs)
Teen #2: Your ass is making everyone choke!

Harrison, Michigan

Overheard by: Lauren

Posted on March 12, 2009
Ass, Body parts, Default, Food, Michigan, Teens, Weirdness

Ever Eaten in Our Cafeteria?

Teacher to student: See, why can't you be more of a brown noser, like him? (points at another student)
Student: Because I don't like the taste of ass?
(class groans)
Teacher: Don't knock it till you try it.

San Diego, California