Drunk girl, crawling on hands and knees: Don’t judge me! I got a 1500 on my SATs!
overheardatnu.blogspot.com
Drunk girl, crawling on hands and knees: Don’t judge me! I got a 1500 on my SATs!
overheardatnu.blogspot.com
Naked dude #1: I'm really surprised by how long it is.
Naked dude #2: Yeah… It's quite long.
Locker Room
Kansas City, Missouri
Hipster chick: I am who I am and that’s what I like about me, but it keeps getting me into these shitty situations.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Student #1, pointing to notebook: If I ever become a famous rapper this is going to be my first album cover.
Student #2: Why? What is it?
Student #1: It’s just a penguin on fire.
Student #2: A flaming penguin — nice!
Student #1, matter-of-factly: I fucking hate penguins…
University of Denver
Denver, Colorado
Suit #1: You gotta stop traveling and eating out like this. You’re starting to pack it on.
Suit #2, slapping his stomach: Nah, after seven p.m. all this turns to dick.
Steakhouse
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Poor Bastard
Flamboyant grad student, on ice skating: I went years ago… and fell flat on my face. Then I decided that I was too important for this!
Oxford
England
Girl wearing long, flowy skirt to friend: I just feel a deep connection with the lighting of this room. I'm a big fan of lighting.
Maryland
Voluble man: Hey, blondie! Hey! Guess what? I’m the prettiest man on this here bus! I’m like Muhammad Ali! Get your degree, smoke your crack free, national American methiversity! Hey, blondie! Guess what? I gots the prettiest dick on this whole bus! You should come over and check it on up!
http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/03/that_commercial_was_on_when_i.html
Overheard by: blondie
Drunk girl: I went to the University of Alabama, so you don’t have to tell me about sex.
Sammy’s
Raleigh, North Carolina
Girl on cell: Guess what? I got to be the big yellow cat again yesterday!
Hornsby train
Sydney
Australia
