Roseanne Barr: The Flight Attendant Years

Angry suit: When is this plane going to take off? I have a very important meeting to get to!
Flight attendant: The incoming plane is delayed, sir, there's nothing we can do at the moment.
Angry suit: Well, are you going to make arrangements for me to get on another flight? This is urgent! Do you know who I am?
Flight attendant (over loudspeaker): Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there is a gentleman at the desk who does not know who he is. If anyone has any information about his identity, please come forward.

Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois

Posted on October 6, 2020
Airports & flights, Bragging, Default, Flight attendants, Illinois, Offers and requests, Questions, Suits, Time Management

Taught Me the “White Elephant”

College guy: I went to sleep-away camp so long ago my counselor was Jesus Christ!

University of Rochester
Rochester, New York

Posted on September 11, 2020
Age and ageing, Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Default, Guys, Jesus, Leisure, Memory lane, New York, Students

Ever Since I Realized I Can Get My Legs Behind My Head

College girl: You would be amazed by what I can do with the English language.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413255774/there-are-no-surprises-left.html

Overheard by: and what else can you do?

Posted on July 9, 2020
Bragging, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Stupidity

You're Just Supposed to Be Having Sex Shamefully in Cars and Stairwells

Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hyperventilating: You can't say you're sexy! You're only fifteen years old!

Spanish Class
El Paso, Texas

Posted on March 26, 2020
Age and ageing, Beauty, Bragging, Education, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Sexuality, Students, Teachers, Texas

My Secret? Low Standards.

Girl #1: You fail at life.
Girl #2: Nuh-uh! I’m good at life! I have a C-plus at life!

High school
Ohio

Overheard by: Kat Navane

Posted on March 22, 2020
Bragging, Ohio, Students

Mr. Woods Has Nothing to Fear From Me

Loud woman in restaurant: I'm discreet! My ad says I am!

Merrifield, Virginia

Overheard by: Ihatewhores

Posted on January 18, 2020
Bragging, Character, Restaurants, Virginia, Weirdness, Women

All It Takes to Get Laid in Canadia

Guy trying to solve Rubik’s Cube: Once I figure out how to solve this thing, I’m gonna be banging chicks everywhere.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on January 1, 2020
Bragging, Canadia, Idiots

…With a Hatred Of Great Strengthiness

Girl: You know, I'm usually a very wise person. Recently, with my situation, I lost a lot of my wiseness, but this trip has brought back that wiseness.
Boy: So, your wiseness never informed you it was called “wisdom”?
Girl: I hate you.

Banora Point High School
Australia

Posted on August 26, 2019
Australia, Bragging, Guys, Pride, Stupidity, Words

You Haven't Lived 'Til You've Seen Me Applaud with Them.

Cute girl: I have great tits!
Gay friend, skeptically: I guess they're nice…
Cute girl: No, really. Each of my last four boyfriends or longish-term hookup buddies were ass-men when they met me, and by the time we split, they'd each been converted to boob-men.
Gay friend, still skeptical: That may just mean your ass isn't great.
Cute girl: Damn, you're so cup-half-empty. My ass is great. My tits are just phenomenal.

Manhattan, New York

Posted on July 11, 2019
Bragging, Gays, Girls, New York, Pride, Rack, Relationships

No Wonder Girls Dream About This Their Whole Lives!

Man, indicating the used wedding dress he's wearing: This was the best $35 I've ever spent. I mean, I could have spent it on Jägermeister!

Old Railroad Square
Santa Rosa, California

Posted on April 3, 2019
Bragging, California, Clothes, Drinking & drunks, Drunks

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