Bragging

That Doesn’t Work on Mom, and It Sure Doesn’t Work on Me!

Five-year-old boy: I don’t like that… It doesn’t taste good.
Father, picking up frozen dinner: Oh, I’ll make it taste good!

Topsham, Maine

Overheard by: Morgan

Posted on January 30, 2016
Bragging, Dads, Kids, Maine

The Duck and I Were Reenacting the Dunkirk Evacuation!

Chav, showing off in front of group of underage girls: Yes bruv, you don't even know, there was this duck, yeah, and I snapped its neck, innit! It was swimmin' around with its head loose making stupid noises!
Slightly older chav friend: Breds, you're talking shit, man. Number one, if you snapped a duck's neck it wouldn't still be swimming. B, I was there, remember, that fucking duck bit you on the hand, bruv and you screamed like a woman and ran away.

Cambridgeshire
England

Overheard by: Tim C

Posted on January 23, 2016
Animals, Bragging, England, Hobos, Memory lane, Violence

You Can't Make This Shit Up.

Dude at bar: So wait, after her husband left her here by herself–completely shitfaced–she then fucked a total stranger in the bathroom?
Bartender: Yep.
Dude at bar: And then she came back out here bragging about getting banged in the ass?
Gay dude, sidling up: Sounds like an awesome night.

District Bar
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Big D

Posted on December 24, 2015
Backdoor, Bars & Clubs, Bartenders, Bragging, Gossip, Guys, Illinois, Queers, Relationships, Sex

Look, Baby, I’ll Give You a Half Point Interest Rate Reduction, and That’s My Final Offer

Drunk girl to another: I am going to suck it so good he is going to pay back all my loans!

Bar, Capital Hill
Washington, DC

Overheard by: Katie

Posted on December 3, 2015
BJs, Bragging, Drunks, Washington, DC

And I’m Prepared to Fight a War on Two Fronts

Crazy man at bus stop in front of the Union: I’m a Nazi for sex, ya fuckin’ sluts.

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/o-rly.html

Overheard by: gen

Posted on November 13, 2015
Bragging, Crazies, Overheard in Ann Arbor

Pubes Happen the Same Way

12-year-old boy: One day, I looked in the mirror, and I had abs! It was cool!

Swim Meet
Albany, New York

Posted on October 15, 2015
Body parts, Bragging, Default, Memory lane, New York, Tweens

I Was Like, “Did All That Come Out Of Me?”

Drunk 20-something girl with iPhone to friends: Hey, have a look at my photos of me getting done up the arse last night!

Leamington Spa
England

Overheard by: Bleep

Posted on August 10, 2015
Backdoor, Bragging, Drunks, England, Girls, Weirdness

Some Men Go Through Their Midlife Crisis Prematurely

Little boy playing with Legos: Look, I have a gun and two hookers!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/314981236/the-parental-warnings-are-there-for-a-reason.html

Overheard by: nanny in st. Paul

Posted on August 1, 2015
Bragging, Default, Kids, Overheard in Minneapolis

I Hereby Declare All Problems Solved!

Drunk girl: Tunisia is a place in Africa. They have lots of problems in Africa… And I’m going to fix them! [Falls down.]

Mount Holyoke College
South Hadley, Massachusetts

Posted on July 1, 2015
Bragging, Colleges & Universities, Drunks, Massachusetts

They’ve Exorcised Me

Kid: I am the Antichrist.
Teacher: Your parents must be proud.
Kid: No! They’re pissed!

Brimmer and May School
Chestnut Hill, Massachusetts

Posted on June 17, 2015
Bragging, Gossip, Massachusetts, Students, Teachers