Musky Petals Often Considers Changing Her Name

20-something girl #1: So she's dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he's still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: …and she doesn't know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he's her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don't understand any of this. I've never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn.

Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: A Cheek

Posted on May 31, 2016
Advice, California, Default, Girls, Internet, Names, Porn, Relationships, Train

Your Experiment Sounds Faulty, but Fun

Loud girl #1: I totally don’t sweat at all.
Loud girl #2: Really? I don’t believe you. Let me feel your vagina.

BART
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: MW

Posted on May 29, 2016
California, Default, Girls, Sensory experiences, Vagina, Weirdness

The Inevitable Evolution of Zack and Screech’s Relationship

College jock: Girls suck. I would so be your gay lover if it weren’t for the whole butt-sex thing.
Scrawny friend: Me too, man.

Davis, California

Posted on April 4, 2016
California, Default, Gripes, Guys, Jocks, Sex, Sexuality, Yeahhh, college!

We Challenge You to Come Up with a Better Description

Brunette hipster: Who’s Mario Batali?
Blonde hipster: You know, that red-haired chef that looks like he’d smell like ass.
Brunette hipster: Oh, okay. Yeah. Totally.

Toi
Los Angeles, California

Posted on April 1, 2016
About celebrities, California, Default, Girls, Gripes, Hipsters, Questions

Let Your Mother, God Bless Her, Wear the Army Boots

Teen girl holding shoe: Can I get this in a…
Ghetto shoe salesman: Dayummm girl, that's an ugly shoe!
Teen girl: Em… Aren't you supposed to be selling this to me?
Ghetto shoe salesman: Yeah, but see, y'alls not a ugly person, I can't let y'all buy an ugly shoe.
Teen girl: Thank you?

Los Angeles, California

Posted on March 30, 2016
Beauty, California, Employees, Questions, Shoes, Shopping, Teens

I’m Taking You to Counseling Unless You Tell Me They’re for Robbing Banks

Mother to toddler son in stall: Honey, I really don’t understand your obsession with tights.

Arclight bathroom
Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: flashback to my boyfriend’s childhood

Posted on March 28, 2016
California, Clothing, Fashion, Kids, Moms, North America, Parents, USA

I Mean, Do You or Do You Not Work for Domino's?

Girl on cell: You mean you need at least thirty minutes? It's only supposed to last ten minutes, that's why it's called a quickie!

UC Irvine
Irvine, California

Posted on March 16, 2016
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Girls, Questions, Sex, Words

I Wish I Was a Dog So I Could Pick the Butts Of Others

Woman to group of friends: I wish I was a little kid, so I could pick my butt whenever I wanted.

Disneyland
Anaheim, California

Posted on March 16, 2016
Ass, California, Friends, Kids, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

But Only in the Fucking Men Kind of Way

Teen girl #1: So the guy you’re dating is gay?
Teen girl #2: No he’s not. He isn’t gay! … Well he is a little gay.

Restaurant Patio
California

Posted on March 14, 2016
California, Compare and contrast, Girls, Questions, Relationships, Restaurants, Sexuality, Teens, Weirdness

Jacoby & Meyers?

Tween: I mean, who just calls to say, how are you, I hear you got punched in the face?
Mom: Totally…

San Diego, California

Overheard by: SaraSmile

Posted on January 22, 2016
California, Default, Etiquette, Moms, Tweens, Violence