In Fact, I Eat Skinny People

Hot girl in line #1: Oh my god, I was so bad today! I had two whole scoops of ice cream for lunch.
Hot girl in line #2: You better watch it or you're not going to be able to fit into that cocktail dress you're buying.
Fat woman behind them: I fucking hate skinny people!

Department Store
Stockton, California

Posted on November 23, 2015
California, Clothes, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Food, Girls, Stores, Women

Soon You'll Be Hitting the Drag Clubs With Daddy

Little boy, wearing high heels: I'm bigger! I'm bigger!

Southern California

Posted on November 21, 2015
California, Kids, Shoes

So the Giant Swastika Tattoo Was Perhaps a Poor Idea

Dude to group of guys: When I fuck a girl, I don't want to be remembered. I want to be forgotten.

Echo Park, California

Overheard by: Angry Sandwich

Posted on November 20, 2015
California, Default, Guys, Memory lane, Sex, Weirdness

If He Dies, They’ll Probably Let You Cut All the Lines

Eight-year-old kid in line for Universal Studios park ticket: I know how to get a discount ticket.
Eight-year-old friend: How?
Eight-year-old kid: You get your friend to come along with you, then you stab him in the neck and say “My friend’s dying, can we have discount tickets?”

Universal Studios
Los Angeles, California

Posted on November 6, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Friends, Kids, Money, Offers and requests, Should have used a condom, Tourist attractions, Violence, Weirdness

More Likely He’d Giggle and Start Talking about Threesomes

Girl #1: So, does your boyfriend know you’re bi?
Girl #2: What? No way! If he found out, he would fry me!
Girl #1: Fry you?
Girl #2: Yes! He would fry me! With a Jesus stick!

Cupertino High School
Cupertino, California

Overheard by: shyinvisiblegirl