The Piranha Were Disappointed

Girl #1: What kind of drugs were you on?
Girl #2: I wasn't on drugs!
Girl #1: What kind of drugs do you want to be on?
Girl #2: What kind of drugs do you have?
Girl #1: I have the morning after pill.
Girl #2: That's not a drug.
Girl #1: Yes it is, it kills babies.

Escondido, California

Posted on October 8, 2015
Abortion, California, Druggies, Drugs, Girls, Words

But at Least She Throws It Up

Queer on cell: Stop it. She’s too chicken to be anorexic. It’s like, she’ll starve herself for two days, then eat a huge cookie.

Los Angeles, California

Posted on October 5, 2015
California, Default, Food, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, On the phone, Queers

Don’t Even Bother to Answer Me

Mother: Why do people like you?
Teen daughter: What?!
Mother: I mean, why do people like to talk to you and be your friend? I just don’t get it.

Fairfax, California

Posted on August 31, 2015
California, Default, Family ties, Girls, Insults, Jerks, Moms, Questions, Relationships, Teens

Taste-Testing Jawbreakers Is a Lot More Difficult Than My Old Job Of Sucking Cock

Man on cell: Well, yeah, I think it was worth it, considering how much money I made… (pause) Well, my mouth really hurts, and I think I need some antibiotics.

San Francisco, California

Overheard by: i swear this is not made up

Posted on August 13, 2015
California, Health & Hygiene, Jobs & Careers, Mouth, On the phone, Weirdness

Always the Elephant in Any Room in a High School

Math teacher: Why is there a baby in the classroom?

Chino, California

Posted on August 12, 2015
California, Default, Kids, Questions, Teachers, Weirdness