It's Almost Like You're Blaming the Victim Here

Guy, carrying basket: It's just hard to know that I did so much for her, I did everything right in our marriage and now she is intentionally trying to hurt me.
Girl, pushing cart: Seriously? You did everything right?
Guy: Yes, I did.
Girl: Um, you slept with me.
Guy: Yeah, but that was a long time ago and I didn't do it to hurt her.

Trader Joe's
Hillcrest, California

Posted on November 22, 2008
California, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Default, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Infidelity, Questions, Relationships, Stores

Some Porn Writing Is Better Than Others

Professor: So, to calculate the unemployment rate, we whack off…

Intro to Macroeconomics Class
USC, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Class, Default, Education, Masturbation, Teachers

Where Weather Girls Come from

(after the rain)
Sorostitute #1, just arriving at her car: Oh my god, someone totally washed my car!
Sorostitute #2: No way! Who do you think it was?
Sorostitute #1: I don't know, but that is so awesome.

Parking Lot, Cal Poly Dorm
San Luis Obispo, California

Posted on November 10, 2008
California, Cleanliness, Default, Girls, Idiots, Sorority types, Stupidity

Um, That's a Report on Homelessness

Cali MBA #1: The television news out here sucks.
Cali MBA #2: Yeah…and they're ugly.

http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/

Overheard by:

Posted on October 30, 2008
California, Colleges & Universities, Default, Feelings, Overheard at KMC, Students, TV shows

You Promised We'd Watch Action Movies and Fuck Me in the Butt Tonight

Yuppie boyfriend (excitedly): Let's have an Ashton Kutcher movie marathon night!
Yuppie girlfriend (whispering): Honey, we've already talked about this…

Blockbuster
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Pallas

Posted on October 26, 2008
About celebrities, California, Couples, Default, Girls, Guys, Movies, Stores

I'd See You're Full Of Shit Is What I'd See

Professor: I mean, if you saw Eminem on the street you'd say, “He's white,” but if you see him kickin' ass in 8 Mile, then you'd see he's black.

Haines Hall
UCLA, California

Overheard by: downtown

Posted on October 25, 2008
California, Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Movies, Music, Race, Teachers

It's for Grandma's Glaucoma

Employee: Hi, can I help you find anything?
Ghetto kid: Yeah, I'm looking for a book called Marijuana Horticulture.
Employee: Yeah, I know that book. I think we are out, though.

Bookstore
Stockton, California

Overheard by: Can I get some of that?

Posted on October 23, 2008
Books, California, Default, Drugs, Employees, Guys, Offers and requests, Stores

I Believe It's Pronounced “Ho”

Tiny girl to friend: You're not fat, you're Santa Claus-esque. Get it right, whore.

Coronado Middle School
Coronado, California

Overheard by: they won the game

Posted on October 21, 2008
California, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Friends, Girls, Insults, Kids, Santa Claus, School [Elem., Middle, & High], Words

So Obviously It's Not Bitchy After All

Girl on cell: I overheard some chick at a bus stop talking shit about how some other girl shouldn't have been wearing some outfit because she didn't have the body for it. At first, I thought “what a bitch!” then I realized we have that exact same conversation all the time.

Venice, California

Posted on October 16, 2008
California, Clothes, Compare and contrast, Default, Diet & weight, Girls, Insults, On the phone

Other Than Getting Punched, of Course

Chick: Giving a blow job is totally the best lip plumper.

Alameda, California

Posted on October 13, 2008
Advice, Beauty, BJs, Body parts, California, Chicks, Default