Mating Season Can Be Brutal in Canadia

Girl: This entire city smells like vagina.

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on September 7, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Girls, Sensory experiences, Vagina

Then We Have a Newfound Admiration for P.S.- I Love You

Mother holding DVD box to two tween kids: No, we can't get this one, it has too much (whispers) anal sex.

Best Buy
Calgary
Canadia

Posted on August 31, 2015
Backdoor, Canadia, Default, Moms, Parenting, Shopping, Stores

You Know How I Pine for It

McGill student in cafe, on phone: Don't you dare talk to me about softwood lumber!

Montreal
Quebec
Canadia

Overheard by: j.leung

Posted on August 20, 2015
Canadia, Default, Names, Offers and requests, Students, Weirdness

In Smell-O-Vision

Professor, trying to motivate class: Sometimes, you just need to…to look up, and…and smell…the big picture.

Carleton University
Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on August 14, 2015
Canadia, Class, Education, Sensory experiences, Students, Teachers

No More Decisions for You, My Pet

Smoking man in expensive suit to smoking woman in expensive dress: And then, either way, you're a zombie. Right?

Toronto
Canadia

Posted on August 11, 2015
Canadia, Couples, Death & dying, Maladies, Questions, Smokers, Smoking

And What If It Took Pictures?

Gay Australian cowboy: I just didn't want his cat seeing me naked.

Calgary
Canadia

Posted on August 9, 2015
Animals, Canadia, Clothes, Foreigners, Queers, Weirdness, Wishes

So You Can’t Date Jews or Muslims

Girl #1: Hey, what’s your shoe size?
Girl #2: Six.
Girl #1: I’ve got a pair of shoes that would fit you, if you want them. They smell vaguely of bacon.

Vancouver
British Columbia
Canadia

Posted on August 7, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Gifts, Girls, Offers and requests, Sensory experiences, Shoes

My Fingers Are Itching Just Talking about Her

Chick #1: Well, Michelle got pissed because he touched her boob.
Chick #2: Normally I’d take her side, but Michelle is just so… gropable!

Queen’s University at Kingston
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: I’ll never teee-eeell!

Posted on August 5, 2015
Canadia, Chicks, Default, Gripes, Rack, Students

And Confusing

10-year-old boy #1: You're a douche.
10-year-old boy #2: Oh, yeah? Well, you're a pickle and a radish in a jar full of lemonade.
10-year-old boy #1: That's mean.

Mississauga
Canadia

Posted on August 2, 2015
Canadia, Compare and contrast, Food, Insults, Kids

Weirdest PTA Meeting Ever.

Girl on cell in crowded elevator: Walking through the naked women was supposed to represent, like, going through the birth canal!

Royal Ontario Museum
Toronto
Canadia

Overheard by: painted_veil

Posted on August 1, 2015
Canadia, Cell phones, Fears, On the phone, Uterus