Though Every Drunken Brawl Is Like a Snowflake.

Female college student: My new thing is going to bed at a decent time when I have class in the morning.
20-something college dropout: My new thing is binge drinking every day. But I guess that's not really new.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/357823613/everyone-has-a-routine.html

Overheard by: passing out at a decent hour

Posted on December 10, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Drinking & drunks, Education, Overheard in Minneapolis, Students, Time Management

Ever Feel Like You Lost Your Virginity to the Wrong Guy?

Dirty hippie guy to dirty hippie girl: If your vagina's that sore, then just go home!

Dunegrass Music Fest
Empire, Michigan

Overheard by: So Confused

Posted on December 9, 2009
Comebacks, Hippies, Michigan, Vagina

Especially with That Hannah Montana Wig on

Girl #1: Did you see the pictures of Joan* from last night?
Girl #2: Yeah, that's what somebody without a soul looks like.

Chico, California

Overheard by: Colleen

Posted on December 4, 2009
California, Comebacks, Girls, Questions

We Warned You About Drinking from the Open Bottles

NYU guy in audience during group skits: PBR doesn't taste as good on a Sunday morning as it did last night at the party.
NYU girl in audience during group skits: Yeah, I'm like, “someone might as well just piss in my mouth instead.”

Rock Hill, New York

Overheard by: I think I'll still go with the PBR

Posted on November 30, 2009
Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Mouth, New York, Pee, Students

According to Mom's New Boyfriend

Six-year-old girl at the zoo: (drops French fries one by one)
Dad: Why are you dropping French fries?
Six-year-old girl: To feed them!
Dad: No one wants your old French fries.
Six-year-old girl: You're an old French fry!

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/06/sticks-and-stones.html

Overheard by: Dave

Posted on October 18, 2009
Animals, Comebacks, Dads, Eavesdrop DC, Food, Kids, Parenting, Weirdness, Wishes

I'm Sure Law Enforcement Will Understand

Female law student, after declining jello shot: No, I have to drive you home.
Male law student: I don't want a cranky sober person driving me home!

St. Petersburg, Florida

Posted on October 14, 2009
Comebacks, Drinking & drunks, Florida, Students, Weirdness, Wishes

Though I Notice You Are Cultivating Quite an Impressive Beer-Gut

College girl #1, walking past maternity section: That's a cute dress.
College girl #2: Yeah, I don't have the boobs to wear it.
College girl #1: Oh, that's a cute one too!
College girl #2: You don't have the fetus to fill out that dress.

http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2008/05/filler.html

Overheard by: m.

Posted on October 13, 2009
Clothes, Clothing, Comebacks, Overheard in PDX, Pregnancy, Rack, Students

Your Editors Feel a Fierce College Nostalgia Coming on

Girl to girl and guy: Guys, can I just tell you about my weekend?
(no reply)
Girl again: Can I tell ya'll about my weekend?
(they look at her and nod)
Girl again, whispering: It had to do with a penis…

UNCC Campus
Charlotte, North Carolina