Guy to workout buddy: I like having sex with married women. The sex is good because they're not having sex with their husbands.
Vancouver
Canadia
Guy to workout buddy: I like having sex with married women. The sex is good because they're not having sex with their husbands.
Vancouver
Canadia
30-something lady to teen boy: It's so… small!
Teen boy: No one asked you to measure it.
Carson City, Nevada
Overheard by: Bailey W.
Girl to girlfriend: If our burritos were in jail, my burrito would rape your burrito.
Chipotle
Northridge, California
College girl: Last night I dreamed that everyone got a car for free… except for you.
College guy: Even in your dreams, I can't get a fucking break!
Boone, North Carolina
Teacher: Pants so tight it could snap your vagina off!
Sex-Ed Class
Tampa, Florida
Freshman guy: In health today, we were looking at pictures of vaginas with herpes, and it made me want pizza…
High School
Steilacoom, Washington
Overheard by: Meredith
Girl: I am not an amoeba, I'm a free man!
Chatswood Station
Sydney
Australia
Woman to friend: That would never happen. Not even in a fairytale you wrote your goddamn self would that happen.
Buffalo, New York
Guy: It was a teeth-optional place, but hey, I was a drug addict, so I'm not all that and a bag of chips either.
Los Angeles, California
Suit to friend: Coffee is like beer for the morning.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/09/except-when-beer-is-beer-for-morning.html
Overheard by: Ian
