Drunk girl: I love cheese! It's because I eat so much of it, it's my number one interest on Facebook!
Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia
Drunk girl: I love cheese! It's because I eat so much of it, it's my number one interest on Facebook!
Streetcar
Toronto
Canadia
Man on cell: I'm getting a big beer and a bunch of donuts. (pause) Yeah, I know it's not a good hobby, but I figured I'd just go home and get fat.
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Overheard by: lachwen
Girl flirting with drunk guy in bar: So… you're pretty tall. I bet you're strong too…
Drunk guy: I appreciate the effort… but I'm pissed out of my skull. I'm trying to work out which of your two heads is talking to me… But I like your four tits.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Bleep
Customer: My therapist wants me to start thinking of men as friends. Seriously though, if you can’t fuck’em, what’s the point?
Espresso Drive Thru
Seattle, Washington
Overheard by: The Barista Who Loves Her Job
Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Us
Guy in pub: Yeah she was pretty angry. She was wandering naked around the house trying to find an alarm clock so she could get up at 4.00am to call the birds cunts. Apparently they've been waking her up by singing at 4.30am so she figured she'd fuck them up by shouting at them half an hour before that. Got to love the drunken logic.
Leamington Spa England
Overheard by: Bleep
Cute girl: Do you think I could make money if I started a toe burlesque?
Chambersburg, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: gidgetgirl
Obscenely tall man: I’m sorry. This is really random, but I was just drinking a milkshake. And… I think I spilled some on my head. Can you check it out for me?
University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia
University kid: It's like a kegger, but with shit.
Guelph
Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: The zoe
Dentist, about to perform a root canal and three fillings: Wow, you have groovy teeth!
Glen Ellyn, Illinois
Overheard by: Claire
