Thanks, Gossip Girl!

Woman to friends: Who would have know that shaving my pubes wouldn't get rid of pubic lice?

Chipotle
Towson, Maryland

Posted on April 10, 2017
Animals, Body parts, Default, Health & Hygiene, Maryland, Questions, Restaurants, Women

Not Today, Though– I've Got Leg Cramps

Hobo: Hey baby, you ever had the back a yo' knee fucked?
Girl in line at the show: Once…it was okay, I guess.
Hobo: Shitdamn girl, you're a freak!

Ybor
Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Gotta try that

Posted on April 9, 2017
Body parts, Default, Florida, Girls, Hobos, Insults, Weirdness

Another Bloody Victory

Tall girl: Hurry up, I really have to pee.
Short girl in heels: Yeah, well, I'm about to hemorrhage through my skirt, so I win.

Baton Rouge, Louisiana

Posted on April 4, 2017
Clothes, Default, Girls, Gripes, Louisiana, Pee

This Girl Is My New Best Friend

Drunk girl in painful-looking heels to tour group of incoming freshmen: This is your future!

Michigan State University

Posted on April 1, 2017
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Drinking & drunks, Drunks, Education, Girls, Michigan

…In Unrelated News

Roomie #1: So, is your greatest strength still spooning?
Roomie #2: I told you, we're re not getting a cat!

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/430109662/to-spoon-with.html

Overheard by: roomie numero tre.

Posted on March 29, 2017
Animals, Compliments, Default, Friends, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

And What About “Moist”? Ewww.

12th grader, to no one in particular: You know what word I hate? “Spurt.” It just sounds dirty. Kind of like a tight budget. Something about a tight budget just isn't right.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/458963932/i-like-the-way-this-kid-thinks.html

Overheard by: neither of those were on the vocab list this week

Posted on March 27, 2017
Default

For…Y'know…Clean-Up.

Girlfriend to boyfriend, handing him a Kleenex: Well, it's only half used! I expected to use the other half myself.

Fairfax, Virginia

Posted on March 22, 2017
Default

In My Day, We Made Do with Electric Toothbrushes and Washing Machines

Woman #1: So, all these women are going skydiving now, because you can have an orgasm against the updraft.
Woman #2 (enthusiastically): Oh, that's great!

Olympic Sculpture Garden
Seattle, Washington