And She's Done It on QVC

Young black guy #1: You gonna see her again?
Young black guy #2: Hell yeah. That bitch could suck the woodgrain out of a hardwood floor.

Hempstead, New York

Overheard by: Big Larry

Posted on June 27, 2015
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Usually They Just Ask Us to Keep the Blood Splatter to a Minimum

Lady on cell pumping gas): Y'know, even when he picked up the knife, I just didn't expect the cops to get involved…

Shell Gas Station
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Just filling my tank, thanks

Posted on June 27, 2015
Crimes, Default, Georgia, On the phone, Stores, Violence, Women

Some Gay Marriage Opponents' “Slippery Slope” Arguments Are Tenuous at Best

Really tall hippie to really short girl in overalls: If that's what you think, then why can't I rape dead people?

El Campesino
Altoona, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Louise H

Posted on June 27, 2015
Default, Guys, Hippies, Kink, Pennsylvania, Philosophy, Questions, Restaurants, Weirdness

We Should Interview Her for That Vacancy in the Ugly Friend Department

Teen girl #1: Hey, you know the chubby girl in chorus, right?
Teen girl #2: Elizabeth?
Teen girl #1: No, I’m talking about the whale.
(teen girl #1 makes elephant noises)
Teen girl #2: The one that laughs like a jackal?
Teen girl #1: Yeah, her!
Teen girl #2: Oh my god, I love her.
Teen girl #1: Me too! She’s great…

Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Drama Eavesdropper

Posted on June 27, 2015
Default, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Insults, Questions

Along With Everything I Learned in Grade School

Drunken girl #1: Ah, that tubby boy kissed me.
Drunken girl #2: Doesn't matter, just remember the rule.
Drunken girl #1: “We don't share”?
Drunken girl #2: No, the other rule.
Drunken girl #1: “Your dress can be as short as you like, as long as you're wearing stockings”?
Drunken girl #2: No. The “if you don't remember it, it didn't happen” rule.
Drunken girl #1: Oh, I'm forgetting it now, then.

Sydney
Australia

Posted on June 26, 2015
Australia, Clothes, Default, Drunks, Fashion, Girls, Memory lane, Politics, Questions, Relationships

Yeah, But Not My Fancy Fist

Queer to date: Do you have a fist up your ass?

Center City, Philadelphia

Overheard by: keeeeem

Posted on June 26, 2015
Backdoor, Default, Pennsylvania, Queers, Questions, Weirdness

So It's Almost Like We're Not Related at All

20-something girl #1: So now I'm gonna marry my cousin.
20-something girl #2: Oh, wow! That's awesome!
20-something girl #1: Yeah, he lives in Florida.

Lee, Massachusetts

Overheard by: sure hope it sounded better in context