Because It's Tuesday

Woman in red tutu: I am in pain. And hungover. And starting to drink again. In a red tutu, of course.

Vallejo Street
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Poogins

Posted on July 19, 2015
Clothes, Default, Drinking & drunks, Fashion, Feelings, San Francisco, Women

As We Learned in Our Last Lab.

Biology teacher: Your brain can have a conscious override over breathing. However, it is hard to stop breathing intentionally.
Student: Oh, ya! That's why it's so hard to drown people!

Steilacoom, Washington

Overheard by: Meredith

Posted on July 19, 2015
Body parts, Death & dying, Default, Students, Teachers, Washington, Weirdness

She Unhinges Her Jaw Like a Python

Guy #1: Seriously, that girl has a mouth the size of a dinosaur.
Guy #2: What kind of dinosaur?
Guy #1: A big-mouthed dinosaur.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/288357279/rawr.html

Overheard by: he could have said any noun

Posted on July 19, 2015
Animals, Default, Guys, Mouth, Overheard in Minneapolis, Questions

Without All Those People Cluttering Up the Landscape

Dude: Cool, you were in Asia… How was it?
Chick: The tsunami was the best thing for Thailand, everything was so clean and pretty afterwards.

Winnipeg
Manitoba
Canadia

Overheard by: Sean_G

Posted on July 19, 2015
Beauty, Canadia, Chicks, Default, Geography, Guys, Memory lane, Weather

Tonight's Movie: I Want to Live!

Chunky woman, while doing crunches, to friend: I went to the Bodies exhibit yesterday. For some reason, seeing all those weird, plasticized dead people made me want to work out.

Women's Gym
Studio City, California

Overheard by: urzzz

Posted on July 18, 2015
California, Death & dying, Default, Fat people, Feelings, Weirdness, Wishes, Women

It Can Be a Lot Of Fun If You Tap Dance During All the Court Proceedings

Guy, to girl: Why don't you like to get divorced?

Ottawa
Canadia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Canadia, Default, Feelings, Guys, Questions, Relationships, Weirdness

Well, We Do Have a Couple Of Pre-op Trannies

Girl: Oh, I'm doing Zumba today at five.
Guy: What's Zumba? Can I do Zumba?
Girl: Well…you can.
Guy: I can?
Girl: Yeah, it's not like there's a sign that says “No penises allowed.”
Guy: But “no penises” is implied.

University of Miami
Florida

Posted on July 18, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Florida, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Penis, Questions

Well You Do Have a Cozy-Looking Mustache…

Texan hottie: Holy hell, its freezing. My lips are numb.
Nerdy guy: Want me to warm them up with mine?
Texan hottie: Ha, you wish.
Nerdy guy: Well… yeah, kinda.
Texan hottie: Oh.

Washington, DC

Posted on July 18, 2015
Chicks, Default, Dorks, Geeks & Nerds, Mouth, Washington, DC, Weather, Wishes

Have You Tried Giving God My Letter Of Recommendation?

Jewish boy to non-Jewish nanny: So, you've been working here for me for awhile… Are you Jewish yet?
Nanny: Nope.
Jewish boy, with deep sigh: There's still time.

Brookline, Massachusetts

Overheard by: S

Posted on July 18, 2015
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It's Like in the Bible, or Something

Dude: And so you go to sleep all relaxed, but when you wake up, they cut off part of your penis!

University of Mary Washington
Fredericksburg, Virginia

Posted on July 18, 2015
Colleges & Universities, Compare and contrast, Default, Guys, Penis, Virginia, Weirdness

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