Old dude in stetson and sneakers on cell phone:
"so the problem was you didn't floss your feet."
Bedford Road, Toronto, Canadia
Old dude in stetson and sneakers on cell phone:
"so the problem was you didn't floss your feet."
Bedford Road, Toronto, Canadia
Drunk #20 something girl, flirting with drunk guy: Honestly… I don't have a murdershack, and I'm not going to cut your hands off, pickle them in formaldehyde, and use them to stroke my hair.
Leamington Spa England
Overheard by: Bleep
Contemptuous smoker, watching a rowdy group of teenaged americans drinking in a pub garden: Fucking little cunts can’t hold their drink.
Tattooed smoker: Ah, t’aint their fault. They got that god bollocks over there that don’t let ‘em drink till they’re 25 or summink. Praise jesus and all that crap.
Contemptuous smoker: Fuck me. My daughter is 14 and she’s pissed every weekend. She could out drink the lot of ‘em.
Tattooed smoker: Bet you five quid that fat wanker with the baseball cap pukes in the next ten minutes…
Stratford-upon-Avon, England
Overheard by: Bleep
Gay guy: Pinky promise?
Straight girl: What am I pinky promising?
Gay guy: Nothing, I just like pinky promising.
Straight girl: Okay.
(they pinky promise).
Gay guy: Ha! Now you're my sex slave.
Andrews University, Michigan
Student a: "… Yeah I figure since we are both mexican we can make fun of our mexican-ness together."
Student b: "huh, I didn't know you were mexican?"
Student a: "yeah, I'm half venezuelan"
Portland State University, Portland Oregon
[middle-aged but cute couple, holding hands, walking out of kmart with a laundry basket and a watering can].
Woman: "I'm not sure about this laundry basket…"
Man: "why? It's not okay?"
Woman: "I'm not sure… Now that we're out here, I think it might be kind of stupid."
Man: "… You think we need a more intelligent laundry basket??"
Kmart, Delaware County PA
Dude in scrubs (sees his car): Aw man! I got a ticket. I hate this town!
Dude in lab coat: Did you pay the meter?
Dude in scrubs: Nah, I thought I could get away with it…
Ann arbor
Adorable old lady, having trouble putting on her pants: I don't know what to do. I've never been so old before.
Women's gym, Studio City, CA
Overheard by: Urz
11 year old girl on her blackberry: 'look selena… She just told me she thinks you're a freak. I mean, of course I don't think that! But she does. She thinks you're annoying'
On the tube, London
