Pilot on PA: Folks, we're going to be dimming the lights in the cabin, so if you're creeped out by your neighbor, just hit the button above your head with the light bulb on it.
Southwest Flight over Dulles Airport
Washington, DC
Overheard by: and I was, too
Law professor: I don’t get paid very well at this job. And I need beer money.
SFSU
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: RL
Guy: So Stacy comes in and finds me screaming in the shower.
Friend: Wow!
Guy: Yeah, there are some places you should just never touch after cutting Habanero peppers.
Men's Room
Garrison, New York
Overheard by: mark
Little girl, right before fireworks begin: Daddy, I can see perfectly through that tall man's head.
Walt Disney World
Orlando, Florida
Drunk man on cell: I love you so much! I want to nut in all of your holes. I want to nut in your pussy. I want to nut in your mouth. I want to nut in your asshole. (pause) Okay. We'll work on the asshole.
Norman, Oklahoma
Sf guy: "why do I always get the whore who doesn't speak english!!!"
SEAL compound, US Navy Base, Bahrain
(odd club music plays in the background)
Student #1: Chef, what are we listening to?
Chef instructor: Just some flippy-trippy sausage making music! It's acid jazz.
Student #2, grinding variety meats: I'm so not on the right drugs for this.
Culinary School
Austin, Texas
Waitress: Is this the book club? These are your free shots.
Bar
Allston, Massachusetts
Guy talking about Belgium: They probably would not speak weasel with their Flemish brothers.
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: i think i missed something
