Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.
Michigan
Roommate: My dad asked me today if our engagement was Facebook official.
Michigan
Teen girl #1: Are you going to see that movie about Kurt Cobain? The actor that plays him is supposed to be good!
Teen girl #2: Why would they make a movie about him if someone else was playing him? Can't they just wait until he dies and then make one?
Teen girl #1: He is dead.
Los Angeles, California
Shabby looking 50-something woman to herself as group of guys walk by: No, that's three guys, I need five.
Fort Collins, Colorado
Overheard by: fortunately one of only three
Wal-Mart floor waxer: My grandma got bit twice on the leg. And they thought they were gonna have to amputate it. But then it magically healed.
Wal-Mart
Athens, Ohio
Overheard by: Lisa
Barber, as 23-year-old boy with bad haircut sits down into his chair: So what's with this bowl cut thing you got going on?
The Barber Shop
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Will
Asian tranny, bowing to group of exiting patrons: Thank you, puh-rease come again!
Very femme male waiter, exasperated: Oh, shut up!
Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Girl talking to two people about to take a nap: I'm going to colonize your bodies when you sleep.
Dorm, UCSC
California
Overheard by: Derrick
Girl #1 to girl #2: Did you see the way he grabbed me like that? I was like, “you need to not grab me like that”
International Airport
St. Louis, Missouri
Overheard by: glad he didn't grab ME like that
