Teen to friend: Dude, I could shove my whole fist down my throat and not feel a thing!
High School Hallway
Freeburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Savannah
Teen to friend: Dude, I could shove my whole fist down my throat and not feel a thing!
High School Hallway
Freeburg, Illinois
Overheard by: Savannah
Blonde girl entering the cafeteria: These lines are so long! Thank god I decided to be anorexic!
Mary Washington University
Fredericksburg, Virginia
Overheard by: waiting in line
Drunk girl looking at digital camera: Sometimes I'm having such a good time I look Chinese.
Saint Joseph's University
Philadelphia, PA
Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.
Aurora, Colorado
Overheard by: Leevee
Guy going to study for finals: I’m kinda scared to sit in a cubicle alone… by myself… Alone with my thoughts. Not good.
PCL Library
University of Texas at Austin
30-something woman to couple making out: Y'all need Jesus.
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Reporter, at man's house after he hit someone at a kids' soccer game: Sir, how do you feel about your behavior?
Man, coming up to the door holding bowl of macaroni and cheese: I am ashamed. I slap my own face.
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Little boy to little sister, on very snowy day: You know what snow is, right?
Little sister: God's dandruff?
Little boy, after short pause: Yes, yes it is.
Christchurch
New Zealand
Overheard by: Julia
Mother, when crosswalk starts making sounds: Do you hear that sound, kids? It's to let deaf people know it is safe to cross the street.
Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Cameron
Loud woman #1: My friend is on that. When you fart, it makes you shit oil.
Loud woman #2: Really?
Loud woman #1: Yup, you shit oil and grease.
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Overheard by: grossed out
