Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Chick: Brazilians are the bomb.
Dude: Eastern European chicks are always sooo hot because they can’t afford food.
Shout-out: www.overheardatmcgill.com
Professor: Even my own mother tells people I’m a drug dealer.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
[A young woman in a wetsuit and a young man in normal clothing are standing near the packaged meats.]Female employee: Can I help you with anything?
Young woman: Oh, no thanks, we’re just admiring the bacon.
Female employee: Oh. Okay! Have a nice day!
Vons
Ventura, California
Elderly church lady #1, exiting the restroom stall and adjusting pants: I don't like thongs. They're too annoying, especially when they rub you raw.
Bystander, washing her hands, looking at elderly ladies in the mirror: Oh, man. Holy shit. What the fuck?
Elderly church lady #2: I know that's why I wear these. (points toes and shows off regular sandals. Then they leave)
Bystander's friend, from stall: What the fuck was that?
Ladies Room, Restaurant
Maryland
Overheard by: Marguerite
Dude: I wish all guys had boobs.
Girl: What?!
Dude: It’s so much more appropriate to grope a guy than a girl!
New Zealand
Overheard by: Schmitty
Guy answering cell: Hey guy! You back? How was Costa? (pause) Well, hey, what's a trip to Latin America without a bastard child?
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Dr Steve Manly
Girl #1: Dude, my phone is ringing but I don't want to pick it up…I'm too high right now.
Girl #2: Pick it up, it may be important.
Girl #1 (picking it up): Hello? (hangs up)
Girl #2: Well, who was it?
Girl #1: I don't know, just a bunch of voices.
New Brunswick, New Jersey
Overheard by: Zboots1
Girl: It was like a porno, but with a plot!
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: Robin
Professor: And you go home and watch something dumb on TV, like that Tila Tequila show with the lesbians and the guys… I don’t understand who would want to date her anyway, she looks like a disease on legs.
Harbor College, California
Too hip 20-something: But you have to also create an environment where epic things can transpire…
Walzwerk Restaurant
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: glamour-geek
